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  • W wizardzz

    In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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    AspDotNetDev
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    "Poor us. :(( "

    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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    • W wizardzz

      In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      Oh? On what grounds?

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      • W wizardzz

        In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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        Kenneth Haugland
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        I will get over the top ;P

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        • W wizardzz

          In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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          Wayne Gaylard
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          We're only licensed to serve beer.

          When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman

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          • W wizardzz

            In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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            Mike Hankey
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            Just thought I could perk you up?

            VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
            Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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            • W wizardzz

              In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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              AspDotNetDev
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              Feelings were mixed, but they were a dark blend.

              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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              • W wizardzz

                In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                AspDotNetDev
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                185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you. We're not a Java shop."

                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                • W wizardzz

                  In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                  jeron1
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                  185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." The cups of coffee reply "It's because we're black isn't it."

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                    185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." The cups of coffee reply "It's because we're black isn't it."

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                    Lost User
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                    Beat you![^] ;P

                    Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                    • W wizardzz

                      In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                      AspDotNetDev
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                      185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." This prompted a brouhaha.

                      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                      • W wizardzz

                        In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                        wizardzz wrote:

                        185 cups of coffee walk into a bar.
                        Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

                        The coffees respond "It's because we're black, isn't yet!?"

                        Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                        • L Lost User

                          Beat you![^] ;P

                          Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                          jeron1
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                          :laugh: [Maxwell Smart] Missed it by this much. [/Maxwell Smart]

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                          • A AspDotNetDev

                            185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." This prompted a brouhaha.

                            Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                            Gary Wheeler
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                            :groan:

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                            • A AspDotNetDev

                              185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you. We're not a Java shop."

                              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                              Albert Holguin
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                              AspDotNetDev wrote:

                              Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you. We're not a Java shop."

                              "...Oracle does not allow it."

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                              • L Lost User

                                wizardzz wrote:

                                185 cups of coffee walk into a bar.
                                Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

                                The coffees respond "It's because we're black, isn't yet!?"

                                Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                                Albert Holguin
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                                I bet the blonde roast[^] was served...

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                                • W wizardzz

                                  In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                                  jeron1
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                                  185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you, I'm a bartender not a barista!"

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                                  • W wizardzz

                                    In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                                    Karl Sanford
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                                    No outside food or drink!

                                    Be The Noise

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                                    • A Albert Holguin

                                      I bet the blonde roast[^] was served...

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                                      Colin Mullikin
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                                      Albert Holguin wrote:

                                      I bet the blonde roast[^] was served...

                                      I bet it was free, too.

                                      The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                                      • W wizardzz

                                        In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                                        Kenneth Haugland
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                                        If I serve you what's next, Sugar and milk?

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                                        • W wizardzz

                                          In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                                          loctrice
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                                          because I'll get my beans roasted by the owner for serving java on his grounds because he doesn't think it blends well with his other dark frothy drinks

                                          If it moves, compile it

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