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  • W wizardzz

    In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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    AspDotNetDev
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    185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you. We're not a Java shop."

    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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    • W wizardzz

      In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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      jeron1
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      185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." The cups of coffee reply "It's because we're black isn't it."

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        185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." The cups of coffee reply "It's because we're black isn't it."

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        Lost User
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        Beat you![^] ;P

        Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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        • W wizardzz

          In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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          AspDotNetDev
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          185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." This prompted a brouhaha.

          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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          • W wizardzz

            In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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            Lost User
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            wizardzz wrote:

            185 cups of coffee walk into a bar.
            Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

            The coffees respond "It's because we're black, isn't yet!?"

            Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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              Beat you![^] ;P

              Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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              jeron1
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              :laugh: [Maxwell Smart] Missed it by this much. [/Maxwell Smart]

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              • A AspDotNetDev

                185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." This prompted a brouhaha.

                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                Gary Wheeler
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                :groan:

                Software Zen: delete this;

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                • A AspDotNetDev

                  185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you. We're not a Java shop."

                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                  Albert Holguin
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                  AspDotNetDev wrote:

                  Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you. We're not a Java shop."

                  "...Oracle does not allow it."

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                  • L Lost User

                    wizardzz wrote:

                    185 cups of coffee walk into a bar.
                    Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

                    The coffees respond "It's because we're black, isn't yet!?"

                    Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                    Albert Holguin
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                    I bet the blonde roast[^] was served...

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                    • W wizardzz

                      In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                      jeron1
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                      185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you, I'm a bartender not a barista!"

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                      • W wizardzz

                        In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                        Karl Sanford
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                        No outside food or drink!

                        Be The Noise

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                        • A Albert Holguin

                          I bet the blonde roast[^] was served...

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                          Colin Mullikin
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                          Albert Holguin wrote:

                          I bet the blonde roast[^] was served...

                          I bet it was free, too.

                          The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                          • W wizardzz

                            In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                            Kenneth Haugland
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                            If I serve you what's next, Sugar and milk?

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                            • W wizardzz

                              In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                              loctrice
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                              because I'll get my beans roasted by the owner for serving java on his grounds because he doesn't think it blends well with his other dark frothy drinks

                              If it moves, compile it

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                                Albert Holguin wrote:

                                I bet the blonde roast[^] was served...

                                I bet it was free, too.

                                The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                No shirt, no shoes, free coffee.

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                                • A AspDotNetDev

                                  185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." This prompted a brouhaha.

                                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                  djdanlib 0
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                                  Good one. Bonus points for the built-in laugh track.

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                                  • J jeron1

                                    185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you, I'm a bartender not a barista!"

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                                    Corporal Agarn
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                                    This is along the lines I was thinking. Still reading responses before I post.

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                                    • W wizardzz

                                      In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                                      Corporal Agarn
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                                      wizardzz wrote:

                                      185 cups of coffee walk into a bar.
                                      Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

                                      coffee says: "We're going to roast you."

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                                      • P PIEBALDconsult

                                        No shirt, no shoes, free coffee.

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                                        wizardzz
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                                        hahaha

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                                        • P PIEBALDconsult

                                          Oh? On what grounds?

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                                          Ravi Bhavnani
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                                          I've been having a pretty rotten day hacking JavaScript, but this really perked me up.  It's always nice to see what's brewing in the world of 185. /ravi

                                          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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