185 Of the Day
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In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.
Feelings were mixed, but they were a dark blend.
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In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.
185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you. We're not a Java shop."
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In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.
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185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." The cups of coffee reply "It's because we're black isn't it."
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In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.
185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." This prompted a brouhaha.
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In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.
wizardzz wrote:
185 cups of coffee walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."The coffees respond "It's because we're black, isn't yet!?"
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." This prompted a brouhaha.
:groan:
Software Zen:
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185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you. We're not a Java shop."
AspDotNetDev wrote:
Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you. We're not a Java shop."
"...Oracle does not allow it."
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wizardzz wrote:
185 cups of coffee walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."The coffees respond "It's because we're black, isn't yet!?"
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
I bet the blonde roast[^] was served...
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In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.
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In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.
No outside food or drink!
Be The Noise
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I bet the blonde roast[^] was served...
Albert Holguin wrote:
I bet the blonde roast[^] was served...
I bet it was free, too.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.
If I serve you what's next, Sugar and milk?
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In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.
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Albert Holguin wrote:
I bet the blonde roast[^] was served...
I bet it was free, too.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
No shirt, no shoes, free coffee.
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185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." This prompted a brouhaha.
Good one. Bonus points for the built-in laugh track.
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185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you, I'm a bartender not a barista!"
This is along the lines I was thinking. Still reading responses before I post.
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In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.
wizardzz wrote:
185 cups of coffee walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."coffee says: "We're going to roast you."
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No shirt, no shoes, free coffee.