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  • L Lost User

    Beat you![^] ;P

    Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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    jeron1
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    :laugh: [Maxwell Smart] Missed it by this much. [/Maxwell Smart]

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    • A AspDotNetDev

      185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." This prompted a brouhaha.

      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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      Gary Wheeler
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      :groan:

      Software Zen: delete this;

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      • A AspDotNetDev

        185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you. We're not a Java shop."

        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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        Albert Holguin
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        AspDotNetDev wrote:

        Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you. We're not a Java shop."

        "...Oracle does not allow it."

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        • L Lost User

          wizardzz wrote:

          185 cups of coffee walk into a bar.
          Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

          The coffees respond "It's because we're black, isn't yet!?"

          Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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          Albert Holguin
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          I bet the blonde roast[^] was served...

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          • W wizardzz

            In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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            jeron1
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            185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you, I'm a bartender not a barista!"

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            • W wizardzz

              In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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              Karl Sanford
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              No outside food or drink!

              Be The Noise

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              • A Albert Holguin

                I bet the blonde roast[^] was served...

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                Colin Mullikin
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                Albert Holguin wrote:

                I bet the blonde roast[^] was served...

                I bet it was free, too.

                The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                • W wizardzz

                  In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                  Kenneth Haugland
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                  If I serve you what's next, Sugar and milk?

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                  • W wizardzz

                    In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                    loctrice
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                    because I'll get my beans roasted by the owner for serving java on his grounds because he doesn't think it blends well with his other dark frothy drinks

                    If it moves, compile it

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                    • C Colin Mullikin

                      Albert Holguin wrote:

                      I bet the blonde roast[^] was served...

                      I bet it was free, too.

                      The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                      PIEBALDconsult
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                      No shirt, no shoes, free coffee.

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                      • A AspDotNetDev

                        185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." This prompted a brouhaha.

                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                        djdanlib 0
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                        Good one. Bonus points for the built-in laugh track.

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                        • J jeron1

                          185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you, I'm a bartender not a barista!"

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                          Corporal Agarn
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                          This is along the lines I was thinking. Still reading responses before I post.

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                          • W wizardzz

                            In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                            Corporal Agarn
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                            wizardzz wrote:

                            185 cups of coffee walk into a bar.
                            Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

                            coffee says: "We're going to roast you."

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                            • P PIEBALDconsult

                              No shirt, no shoes, free coffee.

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                              wizardzz
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                              hahaha

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                              • P PIEBALDconsult

                                Oh? On what grounds?

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                                Ravi Bhavnani
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                                I've been having a pretty rotten day hacking JavaScript, but this really perked me up.  It's always nice to see what's brewing in the world of 185. /ravi

                                My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                • W wizardzz

                                  In a huge hurry. I just want to get this out before my meeting. Keith Barrow with the win yesterday. [^] I don't normally do this, but since it was so close and the votes were so high, Mike Mullikin, you get a second place mention. [^] Keith, you win laser eye surgery. Go to your nearest convenient store, buy a keychain laser pointer, and look directly into it until you see better. For best results do both eyes at once. 185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." Thanks for your patience, I rushed to get the 185 out while the Euro folk were still at work.

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                                  SimulationofSai
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                                  185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you. Your cup size is too small." Ducks and runs :-D

                                  SG Aham Brahmasmi!

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