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  • W wizardzz

    With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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    Lost User
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    185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. Only one mouth per customer."

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    • W wizardzz

      With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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      Karl Sanford
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      185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you, Vaudeville is dead."* *Context required: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0ePMb7um9E[^]

      Be The Noise

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      • W wizardzz

        With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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        J4amieC
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        "Oh REALLY?" *FACEHUGGER*

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        • W wizardzz

          With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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          JimmeP
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          wizardzz wrote:

          185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar.
          Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. You look spaced out."

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          • W wizardzz

            With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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            Keith Barrow
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            The director's brother just died. Too soon :~

            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
            -Or-
            A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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            • W wizardzz

              With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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              Chris Meech
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              We're illegal, not underage. :)

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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              • W wizardzz

                With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                S Houghtelin
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                185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you." 185 Aliens say "Don't you have that gut feeling we'll be coming out soon?"

                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                • W wizardzz

                  With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                  wizardzz
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                  Actually, we're here to catch a Predator.

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                  • W wizardzz

                    With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                    AspDotNetDev
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                    185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. Wouldn't want all these empty calories ruining your Ripley muscles."

                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                    • W wizardzz

                      With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                      AspDotNetDev
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                      185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. That little one of yours is practically ready to burst out of your stomach."

                      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                      • W wizardzz

                        With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                        wizardzz
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                        Sure, just 185 of you today; 185,000,000 of you tomorrow.

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                        • W wizardzz

                          With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                          AspDotNetDev
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                          185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. Not when you're all up in our faces."

                          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                          • W wizardzz

                            Actually, we're here to catch a Predator.

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                            Karl Sanford
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                            Bartender, "Chris Hansen is already in the back dressed as a little girl."

                            Be The Noise

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                            • W wizardzz

                              With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                              AspDotNetDev
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                              185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. Arrrggggg!!!" 185 aliens reply, "Quit yer bellyachin'!"

                              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                              • W wizardzz

                                With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                Mike Hankey
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                                Happy hour just ain't the same when you're around.

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                                • W wizardzz

                                  With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                  AspDotNetDev
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                                  185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. Any of my customers who spend the night with you end up pregnant the next day."

                                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                  • W wizardzz

                                    With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                    AspDotNetDev
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                                    185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you." 185 aliens burst out, with laughter.

                                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                    • W wizardzz

                                      With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                      TPFKAPB
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                                      "It's OK we can do without the Extra-cholesterol."

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                                      • W wizardzz

                                        With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                        Roger Allen
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                                        Alienated again!

                                        If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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                                        • W wizardzz

                                          With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                          Chris Meech
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                                          185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. To which one of the aliens says to the other 184, "See, I told you we'd get better service over on Mars". :)

                                          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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