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  • W wizardzz

    With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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    Karl Sanford
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    185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you, Vaudeville is dead."* *Context required: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0ePMb7um9E[^]

    Be The Noise

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    • W wizardzz

      With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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      J4amieC
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      "Oh REALLY?" *FACEHUGGER*

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      • W wizardzz

        With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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        JimmeP
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        wizardzz wrote:

        185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar.
        Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. You look spaced out."

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        • W wizardzz

          With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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          Keith Barrow
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          The director's brother just died. Too soon :~

          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
          -Or-
          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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          • W wizardzz

            With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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            Chris Meech
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            We're illegal, not underage. :)

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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            • W wizardzz

              With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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              S Houghtelin
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              185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you." 185 Aliens say "Don't you have that gut feeling we'll be coming out soon?"

              It was broke, so I fixed it.

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              • W wizardzz

                With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                wizardzz
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                Actually, we're here to catch a Predator.

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                • W wizardzz

                  With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                  AspDotNetDev
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                  185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. Wouldn't want all these empty calories ruining your Ripley muscles."

                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                  • W wizardzz

                    With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                    AspDotNetDev
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                    185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. That little one of yours is practically ready to burst out of your stomach."

                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                    • W wizardzz

                      With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                      wizardzz
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                      Sure, just 185 of you today; 185,000,000 of you tomorrow.

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                      • W wizardzz

                        With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                        AspDotNetDev
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                        185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. Not when you're all up in our faces."

                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                        • W wizardzz

                          With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                          AspDotNetDev
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                          185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. Arrrggggg!!!" 185 aliens reply, "Quit yer bellyachin'!"

                          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                          • W wizardzz

                            With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                            Mike Hankey
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                            Happy hour just ain't the same when you're around.

                            VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                            Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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                            • W wizardzz

                              Actually, we're here to catch a Predator.

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                              Karl Sanford
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                              Bartender, "Chris Hansen is already in the back dressed as a little girl."

                              Be The Noise

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                              • W wizardzz

                                With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                AspDotNetDev
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                                185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. Any of my customers who spend the night with you end up pregnant the next day."

                                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                • W wizardzz

                                  With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                  AspDotNetDev
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                                  185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you." 185 aliens burst out, with laughter.

                                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                  • W wizardzz

                                    With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                    TPFKAPB
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                                    "It's OK we can do without the Extra-cholesterol."

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                                    • W wizardzz

                                      With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                      Roger Allen
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                                      Alienated again!

                                      If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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                                      • W wizardzz

                                        With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                        Chris Meech
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                                        185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. To which one of the aliens says to the other 184, "See, I told you we'd get better service over on Mars". :)

                                        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                                        • W wizardzz

                                          With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                          wizardzz
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                                          "Damn, you got the warning beacon, didn't you?"

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