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  • W wizardzz

    With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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    JimmeP
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    wizardzz wrote:

    185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar.
    Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. You look spaced out."

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    • W wizardzz

      With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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      Keith Barrow
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      The director's brother just died. Too soon :~

      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
      -Or-
      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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      • W wizardzz

        With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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        Chris Meech
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        We're illegal, not underage. :)

        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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        • W wizardzz

          With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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          S Houghtelin
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          185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you." 185 Aliens say "Don't you have that gut feeling we'll be coming out soon?"

          It was broke, so I fixed it.

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          • W wizardzz

            With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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            wizardzz
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            Actually, we're here to catch a Predator.

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            • W wizardzz

              With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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              AspDotNetDev
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              185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. Wouldn't want all these empty calories ruining your Ripley muscles."

              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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              • W wizardzz

                With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                AspDotNetDev
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                185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. That little one of yours is practically ready to burst out of your stomach."

                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                • W wizardzz

                  With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                  wizardzz
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                  Sure, just 185 of you today; 185,000,000 of you tomorrow.

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                  • W wizardzz

                    With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                    AspDotNetDev
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                    185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. Not when you're all up in our faces."

                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                    • W wizardzz

                      Actually, we're here to catch a Predator.

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                      Karl Sanford
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                      Bartender, "Chris Hansen is already in the back dressed as a little girl."

                      Be The Noise

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                      • W wizardzz

                        With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                        AspDotNetDev
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                        185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. Arrrggggg!!!" 185 aliens reply, "Quit yer bellyachin'!"

                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                        • W wizardzz

                          With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                          Mike Hankey
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                          Happy hour just ain't the same when you're around.

                          VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                          Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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                          • W wizardzz

                            With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                            AspDotNetDev
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                            185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. Any of my customers who spend the night with you end up pregnant the next day."

                            Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                            • W wizardzz

                              With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                              AspDotNetDev
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                              185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you." 185 aliens burst out, with laughter.

                              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                              • W wizardzz

                                With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                TPFKAPB
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                                "It's OK we can do without the Extra-cholesterol."

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                                • W wizardzz

                                  With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                  Roger Allen
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                                  Alienated again!

                                  If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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                                  • W wizardzz

                                    With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                    Chris Meech
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                                    185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you. To which one of the aliens says to the other 184, "See, I told you we'd get better service over on Mars". :)

                                    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                                    • W wizardzz

                                      With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                      wizardzz
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                                      "Damn, you got the warning beacon, didn't you?"

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                                      • W wizardzz

                                        With an astounding 23 5 votes, Friday's winner is [^] PIEBALDconsult. Your prize is a bungee cord, Tony Scott forgot it in his car. 185 Aliens from the movie Alien walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve you."

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        You were two mouthy to the cellarman, last time you came in. This bar's for queens only. Mother says you've got to go. We've run out of eggs. This is just too easy*.

                                        * If you're a nutter

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                                          You were two mouthy to the cellarman, last time you came in. This bar's for queens only. Mother says you've got to go. We've run out of eggs. This is just too easy*.

                                          * If you're a nutter

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                                          wizardzz
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                                          +5 for the Mother one, great call.

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