185 Of the Day

[S Houghtelin]

185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." The iPads say "Oh sorry, we thought this was the genius bar"

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[Rage]

The iPads say "iPhone my mother if you don't"

[TPFKAPB]

"But we're here for Appy Hour"

[ZurdoDev]

Duct tape fixes that. [^]

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Pete OHanlon]

wizardzz wrote:

185 iPads walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

We just aren't trendy enough.

*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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[Dalek Dave]

This is a pub for real people not pretentious snobs.

--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

[Andrew Rissing]

One iPad turns to the other, "Now how does this flash mob thing work, when we can't even run it?"

[Roger Allen]

It's touching that you screen your clientele like this.

If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

[Keith Barrow]

wizardzz wrote:

185 iPads walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you, we don't allow lock-ins"

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
-Or-
A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

[Mike Hankey]

Arr, Arr, Arr,..., Arr Matey!

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[Lost User]

wizardzz wrote:

185 iPads walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

as the Galaxy Tabs was here first and they gave me money to say no to you.

Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

[JimmeP]

wizardzz wrote:

185 iPads walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

We have beers on tap... Not beers on App :-\

[Nagy Vilmos]

... this place is for men not [fan] boyz.

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

[loctrice]

The iPads reply: iCan't see why

If it moves, compile it

[AspDotNetDev]

185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." The iPads puff up their chests and crack their knuckles, replying, "An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. I'd hate for youz to end up in the hospital."

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[wizardzz]

Hahaha, my fave so far.

[AspDotNetDev]

185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The iPad leader addresses his flock, "Do what I do. iTunes him out."

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[AspDotNetDev]

185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." One iPad says to the others, "Back up lads, this is a job for a pro. We'll let Mac book him a one way trip to visit Steve."

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[AspDotNetDev]

185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. You need to close your tabs first." The iPads reply, "We're good for it, honest. Just not right now; we've all been swiped."

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[Steve Mayfield]

185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you. Try the bar a rounded corners"

Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am