185 Of the Day

Andrew Rissing

One iPad turns to the other, "Now how does this flash mob thing work, when we can't even run it?"

Roger Allen

It's touching that you screen your clientele like this.

If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

Keith Barrow

wizardzz wrote:

185 iPads walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you, we don't allow lock-ins"

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
-Or-
A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

Mike Hankey

Arr, Arr, Arr,..., Arr Matey!

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Lost User

wizardzz wrote:

185 iPads walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

as the Galaxy Tabs was here first and they gave me money to say no to you.

Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

JimmeP

wizardzz wrote:

185 iPads walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

We have beers on tap... Not beers on App :-\

Nagy Vilmos

... this place is for men not [fan] boyz.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

loctrice

The iPads reply: iCan't see why

If it moves, compile it

AspDotNetDev

185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." The iPads puff up their chests and crack their knuckles, replying, "An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. I'd hate for youz to end up in the hospital."

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

wizardzz

Hahaha, my fave so far.

AspDotNetDev

185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The iPad leader addresses his flock, "Do what I do. iTunes him out."

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

AspDotNetDev

185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." One iPad says to the others, "Back up lads, this is a job for a pro. We'll let Mac book him a one way trip to visit Steve."

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

AspDotNetDev

185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. You need to close your tabs first." The iPads reply, "We're good for it, honest. Just not right now; we've all been swiped."

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

Steve Mayfield

185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you. Try the bar a rounded corners"

Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

Colin Mullikin

185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." "But we're the longest Human CentiPad ever assembled..."

The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

smcnulty2000

wizardzz wrote:

185 iPads walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

That's okay, we were just looking for jobs.

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