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  • W wizardzz

    Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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    Keith Barrow
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    wizardzz wrote:

    185 iPads walk into a bar.
    The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you, we don't allow lock-ins"

    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
    -Or-
    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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    • W wizardzz

      Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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      Mike Hankey
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      Arr, Arr, Arr,..., Arr Matey!

      VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
      Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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      • W wizardzz

        Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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        Lost User
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        wizardzz wrote:

        185 iPads walk into a bar.
        The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

        as the Galaxy Tabs was here first and they gave me money to say no to you.

        Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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        • W wizardzz

          Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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          JimmeP
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          wizardzz wrote:

          185 iPads walk into a bar.
          The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

          We have beers on tap... Not beers on App :-\

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          • W wizardzz

            Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            ... this place is for men not [fan] boyz.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            • W wizardzz

              Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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              loctrice
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              The iPads reply: iCan't see why

              If it moves, compile it

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              • W wizardzz

                Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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                AspDotNetDev
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                185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." The iPads puff up their chests and crack their knuckles, replying, "An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. I'd hate for youz to end up in the hospital."

                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                  185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." The iPads puff up their chests and crack their knuckles, replying, "An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. I'd hate for youz to end up in the hospital."

                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                  wizardzz
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                  Hahaha, my fave so far.

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                  • W wizardzz

                    Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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                    AspDotNetDev
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                    185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The iPad leader addresses his flock, "Do what I do. iTunes him out."

                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                    • W wizardzz

                      Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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                      AspDotNetDev
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                      185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." One iPad says to the others, "Back up lads, this is a job for a pro. We'll let Mac book him a one way trip to visit Steve."

                      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                      • W wizardzz

                        Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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                        AspDotNetDev
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                        185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. You need to close your tabs first." The iPads reply, "We're good for it, honest. Just not right now; we've all been swiped."

                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                        • W wizardzz

                          Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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                          Steve Mayfield
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                          185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you. Try the bar a rounded corners"

                          Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                          • W wizardzz

                            Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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                            Colin Mullikin
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                            185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." "But we're the longest Human CentiPad ever assembled..."

                            The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                            • W wizardzz

                              Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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                              smcnulty2000
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                              wizardzz wrote:

                              185 iPads walk into a bar.
                              The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

                              That's okay, we were just looking for jobs.

                              _____________________________ A logician deducts the truth. A detective inducts the truth. A journalist abducts the truth. Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...

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