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  • W wizardzz

    Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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    JimmeP
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    wizardzz wrote:

    185 iPads walk into a bar.
    The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

    We have beers on tap... Not beers on App :-\

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    • W wizardzz

      Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      ... this place is for men not [fan] boyz.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      • W wizardzz

        Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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        loctrice
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        The iPads reply: iCan't see why

        If it moves, compile it

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        • W wizardzz

          Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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          AspDotNetDev
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          185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." The iPads puff up their chests and crack their knuckles, replying, "An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. I'd hate for youz to end up in the hospital."

          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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            185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." The iPads puff up their chests and crack their knuckles, replying, "An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. I'd hate for youz to end up in the hospital."

            Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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            wizardzz
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            Hahaha, my fave so far.

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            • W wizardzz

              Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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              AspDotNetDev
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              185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." The iPad leader addresses his flock, "Do what I do. iTunes him out."

              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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              • W wizardzz

                Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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                AspDotNetDev
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                185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you." One iPad says to the others, "Back up lads, this is a job for a pro. We'll let Mac book him a one way trip to visit Steve."

                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                • W wizardzz

                  Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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                  AspDotNetDev
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                  185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. You need to close your tabs first." The iPads reply, "We're good for it, honest. Just not right now; we've all been swiped."

                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                  • W wizardzz

                    Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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                    Steve Mayfield
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                    185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you. Try the bar a rounded corners"

                    Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                    • W wizardzz

                      Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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                      Colin Mullikin
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                      185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you." "But we're the longest Human CentiPad ever assembled..."

                      The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                      • W wizardzz

                        Roger Allen with the win [^] You win a free lunch. Just head to the fridge and grab a bag, actually grab every bag. You now have free lunch for the week. 185 iPads walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

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                        smcnulty2000
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                        wizardzz wrote:

                        185 iPads walk into a bar.
                        The bartender says, "Sorry can't serve you."

                        That's okay, we were just looking for jobs.

                        _____________________________ A logician deducts the truth. A detective inducts the truth. A journalist abducts the truth. Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...

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