World's Worst...
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Tech Support. Go ahead now, go on it with your one liners. No copy and pasted old jokes allowed. [Karl Sanford with the win from yesterday's 185 [^]. You win a particle. It's right here... Shit, no. Where is it now? Well, will you take a rain check?]
Said by the IT guy after they replaced my hard drive for the 3rd time - IT guy: "You know what will fix this problem?" Me: "No?" IT guy: "Don't touch the keyboard." I'm not kidding I was really told this.
If you can’t have fun at work, then why go to work?
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Tech Support. Go ahead now, go on it with your one liners. No copy and pasted old jokes allowed. [Karl Sanford with the win from yesterday's 185 [^]. You win a particle. It's right here... Shit, no. Where is it now? Well, will you take a rain check?]
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Tech Support. Go ahead now, go on it with your one liners. No copy and pasted old jokes allowed. [Karl Sanford with the win from yesterday's 185 [^]. You win a particle. It's right here... Shit, no. Where is it now? Well, will you take a rain check?]
Tech Support guy at the last place I worked was taken away by the police one day along with his computer. Neither were seen again. So he was quite bad.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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Tech Support. Go ahead now, go on it with your one liners. No copy and pasted old jokes allowed. [Karl Sanford with the win from yesterday's 185 [^]. You win a particle. It's right here... Shit, no. Where is it now? Well, will you take a rain check?]
ring...ring...ring...ring...ring... .... .... ... The person at 4..5..5..6..7..8..1..2..3..4 can't take your call now, please leave your message after the beep... beeeeep...! sorry the voice mail box is full, good bye! [ clicks ]
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Tech Support. Go ahead now, go on it with your one liners. No copy and pasted old jokes allowed. [Karl Sanford with the win from yesterday's 185 [^]. You win a particle. It's right here... Shit, no. Where is it now? Well, will you take a rain check?]
... and by the way... you're welcome.
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Tech Support. Go ahead now, go on it with your one liners. No copy and pasted old jokes allowed. [Karl Sanford with the win from yesterday's 185 [^]. You win a particle. It's right here... Shit, no. Where is it now? Well, will you take a rain check?]
"See, the first thing y'all wanna do, is take that there plug, 'n stick it 'n the hole 'round back..."
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
Tech Support. Go ahead now, go on it with your one liners. No copy and pasted old jokes allowed. [Karl Sanford with the win from yesterday's 185 [^]. You win a particle. It's right here... Shit, no. Where is it now? Well, will you take a rain check?]
Agree with Chris Meech[^]. Many IVR systems sucks. Yesterday I called my Internet provider when my connection down. *Ringing* Automatic Voice : Welcome to !@#$%^. Press 1 for English Press 2 for [Indian Language 1] Press 3 for [Indian Language 2] *After pressed number* Automatic Voice : At end of the call, please participate on our survey & please give your feedback. It'll take only 2 mins. Press 1 to enter the Account Number Press 2 to enter the Phone Number Press 3 to enter [some other option] *After pressed number* Automatic Voice : You entered the number XXXXXXX, if this is right press 0 else press 1 *After pressed number* Automatic Voice : Your complaints & feedbacks are important to us so we're recording this conversation. Press 1 to know about your account details Press 2 to know about our other plans/offers Press 3 to some other option . . . . Press 9 to talk to customer care persons All I wanted the last option(9) X| It took around 5 mins to reach the customer care person.
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"See, the first thing y'all wanna do, is take that there plug, 'n stick it 'n the hole 'round back..."
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
My puppy died when I set fire to it. Will you be my friend?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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On a roll there Pete... thinking you've probably had quite a bit of experience saying these things... ;P
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Tech Support. Go ahead now, go on it with your one liners. No copy and pasted old jokes allowed. [Karl Sanford with the win from yesterday's 185 [^]. You win a particle. It's right here... Shit, no. Where is it now? Well, will you take a rain check?]
Hello. Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and listen to a screechy, crackling, indecipherable recording of upbeat 70's music at ten times the volume of the voice of our representative. Our next available representative will answer your call once you have gone insane or buried your phone receiver in a deep grave and sprinkled holy water on its cemetary plot, whichever comes last.
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Tech Support. Go ahead now, go on it with your one liners. No copy and pasted old jokes allowed. [Karl Sanford with the win from yesterday's 185 [^]. You win a particle. It's right here... Shit, no. Where is it now? Well, will you take a rain check?]
Not a one liner, but a personal experience working customer service / tech support at a store that also had a copy shop in it. Customer : Can you help me with these self serve copiers? Me : Well, I could... but then they wouldn't be self serve would they?
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Tech Support. Go ahead now, go on it with your one liners. No copy and pasted old jokes allowed. [Karl Sanford with the win from yesterday's 185 [^]. You win a particle. It's right here... Shit, no. Where is it now? Well, will you take a rain check?]
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Tech Support. Go ahead now, go on it with your one liners. No copy and pasted old jokes allowed. [Karl Sanford with the win from yesterday's 185 [^]. You win a particle. It's right here... Shit, no. Where is it now? Well, will you take a rain check?]
It seems you may have voided the warranty and you will have to purchase a new one.
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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* Insert more than famous classical music piece playing in loop *
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
or... I'm dreaming of a white Christmaaaaaas
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Tech Support. Go ahead now, go on it with your one liners. No copy and pasted old jokes allowed. [Karl Sanford with the win from yesterday's 185 [^]. You win a particle. It's right here... Shit, no. Where is it now? Well, will you take a rain check?]
Heard often at our company: It's working fine on MY computer...
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932