World's Worst... Gastro Chef.

[wizardzz]

No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

[TPFKAPB]

Hesten Blumenthal.

[Dalek Dave]

"so let me go over those ingredients again, Bees Knees Cats Whiskers Dogs Bollocks And remember that, surprisingly, it is not as good as it ought to be!"

--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

[Chris Meech]

I know, .. Fidel. Oh wait a minute, you said Gastro. Sorry, I thought you said Castro. :)

Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

[wizardzz]

"Why would you want Bacon?"

[wizardzz]

I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable.

[Mike Hankey]

I hope those are gloves on your hands?

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[S Houghtelin]

The World's Worst Gastro Chef is so bad that his dishes are more appetizing after two months in the back of the fridge. X|

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[wizardzz]

Sorry the appetizer is running late, it's taking longer to extract the horse semen than expected.

[R Giskard Reventlov]

Chef's assistant "You've been gone a while and I didn't see you wash your hands..."

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

[Wjousts]

achoo... X|

[Nueman]

(To the dishwasher) "We are a 'green' restaurant, so I want you to save the dishwater for my soup base." X|

What me worry?

[wizardzz]

"Of course it's poisonous. The antidote comes after you pay the bill."

[Dr Walt Fair PE]

Of course it is edible. You just haven't had enough wine yet.

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[Chris Meech]

Hey sous-chef, don't you know that you must chop the cockroaches in half before you place them in the salad. :)

Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

[OriginalGriff]

You called?

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[Chris Meech]

Put down that marmite jar. NOW. :)

Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

[OriginalGriff]

But it is a lifetime supply!

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[S Houghtelin]

Relax! The waiver is just a formality... Enjoy your dinner.

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[Gary Wheeler]

OriginalGriff wrote:

But it is a lifetime supply!

So it's a 2 oz. jar, right? :-D

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