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World's Worst... Gastro Chef.

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    Hesten Blumenthal.

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    wizardzz
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    I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable.

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      No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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      "Why would you want Bacon?"

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        No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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        Mike Hankey
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        I hope those are gloves on your hands?

        VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
        Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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          No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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          S Houghtelin
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          The World's Worst Gastro Chef is so bad that his dishes are more appetizing after two months in the back of the fridge. X|

          It was broke, so I fixed it.

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          • W wizardzz

            No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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            wizardzz
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            Sorry the appetizer is running late, it's taking longer to extract the horse semen than expected.

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            • W wizardzz

              No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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              R Giskard Reventlov
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              Chef's assistant "You've been gone a while and I didn't see you wash your hands..."

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              • W wizardzz

                No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                Wjousts
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                achoo... X|

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                • W wizardzz

                  No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                  Nueman
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                  (To the dishwasher) "We are a 'green' restaurant, so I want you to save the dishwater for my soup base." X|

                  What me worry?

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                  • W wizardzz

                    No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                    wizardzz
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                    "Of course it's poisonous. The antidote comes after you pay the bill."

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                    • W wizardzz

                      No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                      Dr Walt Fair PE
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                      Of course it is edible. You just haven't had enough wine yet.

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                      • W wizardzz

                        No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        You called?

                        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                          Chris Meech
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                          Hey sous-chef, don't you know that you must chop the cockroaches in half before you place them in the salad. :)

                          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                            You called?

                            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                            Chris Meech
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                            Put down that marmite jar. NOW. :)

                            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                              Put down that marmite jar. NOW. :)

                              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              But it is a lifetime supply!

                              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                                S Houghtelin
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                                Relax! The waiver is just a formality... Enjoy your dinner.

                                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                  No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                                  Forogar
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                                  Rook is off.

                                  - Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits. - Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most. - I vaguely remember having a good memory...

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    But it is a lifetime supply!

                                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                    Gary Wheeler
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                                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                                    But it is a lifetime supply!

                                    So it's a 2 oz. jar, right? :-D

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                                      No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                                      jeron1
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                                      Hmm..... so you say the dog refuses to eat it? we'll call it a delicacy!

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                                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                                        But it is a lifetime supply!

                                        So it's a 2 oz. jar, right? :-D

                                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                                        OriginalGriff
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                                        Hah! One of these[^] would last me a lifetime! :laugh: My sister used to put it on toast as a kid - and then put it back under the grill. The smell... X|

                                        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                          No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                                          jeron1
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                                          Here's your order of lutefisk![^]

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