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World's Worst... Gastro Chef.

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  • W wizardzz

    No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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    wizardzz
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    "Of course it's poisonous. The antidote comes after you pay the bill."

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    • W wizardzz

      No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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      Dr Walt Fair PE
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      Of course it is edible. You just haven't had enough wine yet.

      CQ de W5ALT

      Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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      • W wizardzz

        No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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        OriginalGriff
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        You called?

        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • W wizardzz

          No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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          Chris Meech
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          Hey sous-chef, don't you know that you must chop the cockroaches in half before you place them in the salad. :)

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            You called?

            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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            Chris Meech
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            Put down that marmite jar. NOW. :)

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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              Put down that marmite jar. NOW. :)

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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              OriginalGriff
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              But it is a lifetime supply!

              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • W wizardzz

                No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                S Houghtelin
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                Relax! The waiver is just a formality... Enjoy your dinner.

                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                • W wizardzz

                  No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                  Forogar
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                  Rook is off.

                  - Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits. - Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most. - I vaguely remember having a good memory...

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    But it is a lifetime supply!

                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                    Gary Wheeler
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                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    But it is a lifetime supply!

                    So it's a 2 oz. jar, right? :-D

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    • W wizardzz

                      No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                      jeron1
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                      Hmm..... so you say the dog refuses to eat it? we'll call it a delicacy!

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                      • G Gary Wheeler

                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        But it is a lifetime supply!

                        So it's a 2 oz. jar, right? :-D

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Hah! One of these[^] would last me a lifetime! :laugh: My sister used to put it on toast as a kid - and then put it back under the grill. The smell... X|

                        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • W wizardzz

                          No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                          jeron1
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                          Here's your order of lutefisk![^]

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Hah! One of these[^] would last me a lifetime! :laugh: My sister used to put it on toast as a kid - and then put it back under the grill. The smell... X|

                            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                            Gary Wheeler
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                            I keep a lookout in the groceries and specialty food stores I shop in here in Ohio for Marmite and Vegemite, but strangely I never find any. I guess the import restrictions are still in place...

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                            • W wizardzz

                              No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                              Steve Maier
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                              Posts on a cooking site... I need a new recipe using raw chiken... URGETZZ PLEAZZEE

                              Steve Maier

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                              • W wizardzz

                                No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                                Gary Wheeler
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                                You want fries with that?

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                • W wizardzz

                                  No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                                  Andrew Rissing
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                                  Wait, ratatouille isn't made ...with rats?

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                                  • W wizardzz

                                    No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                                    Mike Hankey
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                                    You don't see any cockroaches do you? alive

                                    VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
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                                    • W wizardzz

                                      No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                                      Colin Mullikin
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                                      What do you mean they don't want feathers on their roast chicken?! That's just absurd.

                                      The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                                      • W wizardzz

                                        No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                                        puromtec1
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                                        Do I have a cooking timer? I think the microwave's does me well enough!

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                                        • G Gary Wheeler

                                          I keep a lookout in the groceries and specialty food stores I shop in here in Ohio for Marmite and Vegemite, but strangely I never find any. I guess the import restrictions are still in place...

                                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                                          OriginalGriff
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                                          I didn't know the USA had Taste Police! :laugh: I like Reginald D Hunter on Marmite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvfeHTDHW6s[^]

                                          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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