World's Worst... Gastro Chef.

[Chris Meech]

Hey sous-chef, don't you know that you must chop the cockroaches in half before you place them in the salad. :)

Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

[OriginalGriff]

You called?

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[Chris Meech]

Put down that marmite jar. NOW. :)

Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

[OriginalGriff]

But it is a lifetime supply!

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[S Houghtelin]

Relax! The waiver is just a formality... Enjoy your dinner.

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[Gary Wheeler]

OriginalGriff wrote:

But it is a lifetime supply!

So it's a 2 oz. jar, right? :-D

Software Zen: delete this;

[Forogar]

Rook is off.

- Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits. - Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most. - I vaguely remember having a good memory...

[jeron1]

Hmm..... so you say the dog refuses to eat it? we'll call it a delicacy!

[OriginalGriff]

Hah! One of these[^] would last me a lifetime! :laugh: My sister used to put it on toast as a kid - and then put it back under the grill. The smell... X|

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[jeron1]

Here's your order of lutefisk![^]

[Gary Wheeler]

I keep a lookout in the groceries and specialty food stores I shop in here in Ohio for Marmite and Vegemite, but strangely I never find any. I guess the import restrictions are still in place...

Software Zen: delete this;

[Steve Maier]

Posts on a cooking site... I need a new recipe using raw chiken... URGETZZ PLEAZZEE

Steve Maier

[Gary Wheeler]

You want fries with that?

Software Zen: delete this;

[Andrew Rissing]

Wait, ratatouille isn't made ...with rats?

[Mike Hankey]

You don't see any cockroaches do you? alive

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[Colin Mullikin]

What do you mean they don't want feathers on their roast chicken?! That's just absurd.

The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

[puromtec1]

Do I have a cooking timer? I think the microwave's does me well enough!

[OriginalGriff]

I didn't know the USA had Taste Police! :laugh: I like Reginald D Hunter on Marmite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvfeHTDHW6s[^]

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[OriginalGriff]

He put Basil in the Ratatouille? :omg:

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[djdanlib 0]

I've seen a waiver at a restaurant before. Quaker Steak & Lube has you sign one before eating "Atomic" and "Triple Atomic" wings. People are wusses.