World's Worst... Gastro Chef.

[S Houghtelin]

The World's Worst Gastro Chef is so bad that his dishes are more appetizing after two months in the back of the fridge. X|

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[wizardzz]

Sorry the appetizer is running late, it's taking longer to extract the horse semen than expected.

[R Giskard Reventlov]

Chef's assistant "You've been gone a while and I didn't see you wash your hands..."

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

[Wjousts]

achoo... X|

[Nueman]

(To the dishwasher) "We are a 'green' restaurant, so I want you to save the dishwater for my soup base." X|

What me worry?

[wizardzz]

"Of course it's poisonous. The antidote comes after you pay the bill."

[Dr Walt Fair PE]

Of course it is edible. You just haven't had enough wine yet.

CQ de W5ALT

Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

[Chris Meech]

Hey sous-chef, don't you know that you must chop the cockroaches in half before you place them in the salad. :)

Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

[OriginalGriff]

You called?

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[Chris Meech]

Put down that marmite jar. NOW. :)

Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

[OriginalGriff]

But it is a lifetime supply!

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[S Houghtelin]

Relax! The waiver is just a formality... Enjoy your dinner.

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[Gary Wheeler]

OriginalGriff wrote:

But it is a lifetime supply!

So it's a 2 oz. jar, right? :-D

Software Zen: delete this;

[Forogar]

Rook is off.

- Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits. - Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most. - I vaguely remember having a good memory...

[jeron1]

Hmm..... so you say the dog refuses to eat it? we'll call it a delicacy!

[OriginalGriff]

Hah! One of these[^] would last me a lifetime! :laugh: My sister used to put it on toast as a kid - and then put it back under the grill. The smell... X|

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[jeron1]

Here's your order of lutefisk![^]

[Gary Wheeler]

I keep a lookout in the groceries and specialty food stores I shop in here in Ohio for Marmite and Vegemite, but strangely I never find any. I guess the import restrictions are still in place...

Software Zen: delete this;

[Steve Maier]

Posts on a cooking site... I need a new recipe using raw chiken... URGETZZ PLEAZZEE

Steve Maier

[Gary Wheeler]

You want fries with that?

Software Zen: delete this;