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World's Worst... Gastro Chef.

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  • W wizardzz

    No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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    Chris Meech
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    Hey sous-chef, don't you know that you must chop the cockroaches in half before you place them in the salad. :)

    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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      You called?

      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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      Chris Meech
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      Put down that marmite jar. NOW. :)

      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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        Put down that marmite jar. NOW. :)

        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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        OriginalGriff
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        But it is a lifetime supply!

        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • W wizardzz

          No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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          S Houghtelin
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          Relax! The waiver is just a formality... Enjoy your dinner.

          It was broke, so I fixed it.

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          • W wizardzz

            No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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            Forogar
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            Rook is off.

            - Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits. - Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most. - I vaguely remember having a good memory...

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              But it is a lifetime supply!

              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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              Gary Wheeler
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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              But it is a lifetime supply!

              So it's a 2 oz. jar, right? :-D

              Software Zen: delete this;

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              • W wizardzz

                No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                jeron1
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                Hmm..... so you say the dog refuses to eat it? we'll call it a delicacy!

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                • G Gary Wheeler

                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  But it is a lifetime supply!

                  So it's a 2 oz. jar, right? :-D

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Hah! One of these[^] would last me a lifetime! :laugh: My sister used to put it on toast as a kid - and then put it back under the grill. The smell... X|

                  Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • W wizardzz

                    No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                    jeron1
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                    Here's your order of lutefisk![^]

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Hah! One of these[^] would last me a lifetime! :laugh: My sister used to put it on toast as a kid - and then put it back under the grill. The smell... X|

                      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                      Gary Wheeler
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                      I keep a lookout in the groceries and specialty food stores I shop in here in Ohio for Marmite and Vegemite, but strangely I never find any. I guess the import restrictions are still in place...

                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                      • W wizardzz

                        No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                        Steve Maier
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                        Posts on a cooking site... I need a new recipe using raw chiken... URGETZZ PLEAZZEE

                        Steve Maier

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                        • W wizardzz

                          No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                          Gary Wheeler
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                          You want fries with that?

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                          • W wizardzz

                            No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                            Andrew Rissing
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                            Wait, ratatouille isn't made ...with rats?

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                            • W wizardzz

                              No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                              Mike Hankey
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                              You don't see any cockroaches do you? alive

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                              • W wizardzz

                                No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                                Colin Mullikin
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                                What do you mean they don't want feathers on their roast chicken?! That's just absurd.

                                The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                                • W wizardzz

                                  No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                                  puromtec1
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                                  Do I have a cooking timer? I think the microwave's does me well enough!

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                                  • G Gary Wheeler

                                    I keep a lookout in the groceries and specialty food stores I shop in here in Ohio for Marmite and Vegemite, but strangely I never find any. I guess the import restrictions are still in place...

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    I didn't know the USA had Taste Police! :laugh: I like Reginald D Hunter on Marmite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvfeHTDHW6s[^]

                                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                    • W wizardzz

                                      No prize awarded for yesterday, as I won my own contest. [^] Boo! Hiss! Cheater! This is rigged. To break the monotony of 185, today is World's Worst Gastro Chef. [edit] I should have clarified. It is a game of what would the world's worst gastro chef say or do. Do an impression of it. I know it's hard to type one, but it's doable. [/edit]

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                                      OriginalGriff
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                                      He put Basil in the Ratatouille? :omg:

                                      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                        Relax! The waiver is just a formality... Enjoy your dinner.

                                        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                        djdanlib 0
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                                        I've seen a waiver at a restaurant before. Quaker Steak & Lube has you sign one before eating "Atomic" and "Triple Atomic" wings. People are wusses.

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