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curious, you able to get your wife tell you her weight?

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    devvvy
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    (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

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      (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

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      Chris Losinger
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      yes

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        (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

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        Curious - why do you want to know

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          (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

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          I have the converse problem: how do you stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind? Believe me, this is a lot harder - I've been trying for twenty years!

          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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            I have the converse problem: how do you stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind? Believe me, this is a lot harder - I've been trying for twenty years!

            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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            Jorgen Andersson
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            That's a much bigger problem, if you ever find a solution, I'm all ears.

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              (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

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              Jorgen Andersson
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              My wife is dieting at the moment, so I'm told whether I want or not.

              Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions

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                (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

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                Pascal Ganaye
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                It is difficult to stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind apart from her weight. Perhaps here a solution. Just drag the subject to the weight... I stop here, I am not sure how safe it is to write here in my own name.

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                  (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

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                  Why even try? If you get her to tell you her weight, then what? You know her weight, congratulations, I'm sure you had a pretty good guess of what it was anyway and how does knowing the exact number improve your situation?

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                    (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

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                    Phil Martin
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                    Super easy, on both counts.

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                      (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

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                      Doofenshmirtz
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                      I'm more interested in my boss's and coworkers' BS ratio. The wife is quite open about her weight. Why wouldn't she be?

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                        (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

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                        R Giskard Reventlov
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                        Look at her driving licence.

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                          Curious - why do you want to know

                          MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                          devvvy
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                          because after getting married for this many I still dont know!

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                            Super easy, on both counts.

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                            devvvy
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                            big mouth!

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                              I'm more interested in my boss's and coworkers' BS ratio. The wife is quite open about her weight. Why wouldn't she be?

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                              devvvy
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                              BS ratio? You mean BF did you? Guys in my firm are all quite... competitive and as such this is such sensitive number we'd bullshit along the line that there's no accurate reliable means to measure BF (lol) anyway, it's a guarded secret

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                                I have the converse problem: how do you stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind? Believe me, this is a lot harder - I've been trying for twenty years!

                                Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                i can see there's some logic in this!

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                                  It is difficult to stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind apart from her weight. Perhaps here a solution. Just drag the subject to the weight... I stop here, I am not sure how safe it is to write here in my own name.

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                                  devvvy
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                                  it's safe here!

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                                    Why even try? If you get her to tell you her weight, then what? You know her weight, congratulations, I'm sure you had a pretty good guess of what it was anyway and how does knowing the exact number improve your situation?

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                                    devvvy
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                                    even if you do know the number, it'd still be satisfying to somehow get her stand on the scale simply because it's so impossible!

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                                      even if you do know the number, it'd still be satisfying to somehow get her stand on the scale simply because it's so impossible!

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                                      So basically you just want to unlock the achievement: "got wife to tell me her weight"?

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        I have the converse problem: how do you stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind? Believe me, this is a lot harder - I've been trying for twenty years!

                                        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                        :laugh: I'm sorry, did you say something? Oh... that's's nice. I need to go to the hardware store to pick up some 10mm x 1.25 screws for that project you wanted me to do.

                                        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                          (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

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                                          Marc Clifton
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                                          Get a talking scale. ;) Marc

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