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curious, you able to get your wife tell you her weight?

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  • D devvvy

    (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

    dev

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    Doofenshmirtz
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    I'm more interested in my boss's and coworkers' BS ratio. The wife is quite open about her weight. Why wouldn't she be?

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    • D devvvy

      (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

      dev

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      R Giskard Reventlov
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      Look at her driving licence.

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      • L Lost User

        Curious - why do you want to know

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        devvvy
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        because after getting married for this many I still dont know!

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        • P Phil Martin

          Super easy, on both counts.

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          devvvy
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          big mouth!

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          • D Doofenshmirtz

            I'm more interested in my boss's and coworkers' BS ratio. The wife is quite open about her weight. Why wouldn't she be?

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            devvvy
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            BS ratio? You mean BF did you? Guys in my firm are all quite... competitive and as such this is such sensitive number we'd bullshit along the line that there's no accurate reliable means to measure BF (lol) anyway, it's a guarded secret

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              I have the converse problem: how do you stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind? Believe me, this is a lot harder - I've been trying for twenty years!

              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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              devvvy
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              i can see there's some logic in this!

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              • P Pascal Ganaye

                It is difficult to stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind apart from her weight. Perhaps here a solution. Just drag the subject to the weight... I stop here, I am not sure how safe it is to write here in my own name.

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                devvvy
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                it's safe here!

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                • L Lost User

                  Why even try? If you get her to tell you her weight, then what? You know her weight, congratulations, I'm sure you had a pretty good guess of what it was anyway and how does knowing the exact number improve your situation?

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                  devvvy
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                  even if you do know the number, it'd still be satisfying to somehow get her stand on the scale simply because it's so impossible!

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                  • D devvvy

                    even if you do know the number, it'd still be satisfying to somehow get her stand on the scale simply because it's so impossible!

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                    So basically you just want to unlock the achievement: "got wife to tell me her weight"?

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      I have the converse problem: how do you stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind? Believe me, this is a lot harder - I've been trying for twenty years!

                      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                      S Houghtelin
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                      :laugh: I'm sorry, did you say something? Oh... that's's nice. I need to go to the hardware store to pick up some 10mm x 1.25 screws for that project you wanted me to do.

                      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                      • D devvvy

                        (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

                        dev

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                        Marc Clifton
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                        Get a talking scale. ;) Marc

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                        • D devvvy

                          (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

                          dev

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                          jschell
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                          devvvy wrote:

                          Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio

                          Rather curious why you would think that was any of your business in the first place.

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                          • M Marc Clifton

                            Get a talking scale. ;) Marc

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                            AspDotNetDev
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                            Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight. :)

                            Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                            • A AspDotNetDev

                              Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight. :)

                              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                              Marc Clifton
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                              AspDotNetDev wrote:

                              Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight.

                              Ooh, I like that idea. Very sneaky! Marc

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                              • M Marc Clifton

                                AspDotNetDev wrote:

                                Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight.

                                Ooh, I like that idea. Very sneaky! Marc

                                Reverse Engineering Legacy Applications
                                How To Think Like a Functional Programmer
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                                Computational Types in C# and F#

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                                Marc Clifton wrote:

                                Very sneaky!

                                I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.

                                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                  Marc Clifton wrote:

                                  Very sneaky!

                                  I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.

                                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                  Marc Clifton
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                                  AspDotNetDev wrote:

                                  I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.

                                  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Mrc

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                                  • J jschell

                                    devvvy wrote:

                                    Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio

                                    Rather curious why you would think that was any of your business in the first place.

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                                    devvvy
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                                    we train quite hard (gym/run) and compete in running every so often... so back of my mind sizing up the "Opponents"

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                                      So basically you just want to unlock the achievement: "got wife to tell me her weight"?

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                                      devvvy
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                                      yes!

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                                        :laugh: I'm sorry, did you say something? Oh... that's's nice. I need to go to the hardware store to pick up some 10mm x 1.25 screws for that project you wanted me to do.

                                        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                        devvvy
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                                        Built a hidden scale concealed by carpet!

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                                        • D devvvy

                                          (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

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                                          Andy Brummer
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                                          yes, and also when she hits a PR in the snatch.

                                          Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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