curious, you able to get your wife tell you her weight?
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Super easy, on both counts.
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I'm more interested in my boss's and coworkers' BS ratio. The wife is quite open about her weight. Why wouldn't she be?
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I have the converse problem: how do you stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind? Believe me, this is a lot harder - I've been trying for twenty years!
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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It is difficult to stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind apart from her weight. Perhaps here a solution. Just drag the subject to the weight... I stop here, I am not sure how safe it is to write here in my own name.
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Why even try? If you get her to tell you her weight, then what? You know her weight, congratulations, I'm sure you had a pretty good guess of what it was anyway and how does knowing the exact number improve your situation?
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even if you do know the number, it'd still be satisfying to somehow get her stand on the scale simply because it's so impossible!
dev
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I have the converse problem: how do you stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind? Believe me, this is a lot harder - I've been trying for twenty years!
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
:laugh: I'm sorry, did you say something? Oh... that's's nice. I need to go to the hardware store to pick up some 10mm x 1.25 screws for that project you wanted me to do.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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(trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)
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Get a talking scale. ;) Marc
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(trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)
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Get a talking scale. ;) Marc
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Computational Types in C# and F#Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight. :)
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Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight. :)
AspDotNetDev wrote:
Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight.
Ooh, I like that idea. Very sneaky! Marc
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AspDotNetDev wrote:
Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight.
Ooh, I like that idea. Very sneaky! Marc
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Very sneaky!
I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.
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Marc Clifton wrote:
Very sneaky!
I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.
AspDotNetDev wrote:
I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Mrc
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devvvy wrote:
Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio
Rather curious why you would think that was any of your business in the first place.
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:laugh: I'm sorry, did you say something? Oh... that's's nice. I need to go to the hardware store to pick up some 10mm x 1.25 screws for that project you wanted me to do.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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(trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)
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yes, and also when she hits a PR in the snatch.
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(trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)
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Fill the bathtub to its brim, keeping track of how many gallons, or liters, of water it takes. Lie prone in the bathtub, then measure how many units of water are left in the bathtub after you get out. Then, refill the bathtub to the brim, get in, and get your wife to lie on top of you, then measure the units left in the bathtub, after both of you get out, and multiply by the weight of water per unit (8.35 pounds per gallon, according to Wolfram Alpha). Deduct some reasonable amount for water absorption by clothing, if both of you, or either one of you, were clothed, had shoes on, etc. Then deduct the weight of the water you displaced from the weight of the water both of you displaced. If either of you cannot fit in the bathtub, then seek a friend with a larger bathtub or jacuzzi. That should give you a rough estimate. Under no circumstances should you allow your wife to do this procedure by herself, without you observing, since she may cheat. Hope that's helpful. best, Bill
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Fill the bathtub to its brim, keeping track of how many gallons, or liters, of water it takes. Lie prone in the bathtub, then measure how many units of water are left in the bathtub after you get out. Then, refill the bathtub to the brim, get in, and get your wife to lie on top of you, then measure the units left in the bathtub, after both of you get out, and multiply by the weight of water per unit (8.35 pounds per gallon, according to Wolfram Alpha). Deduct some reasonable amount for water absorption by clothing, if both of you, or either one of you, were clothed, had shoes on, etc. Then deduct the weight of the water you displaced from the weight of the water both of you displaced. If either of you cannot fit in the bathtub, then seek a friend with a larger bathtub or jacuzzi. That should give you a rough estimate. Under no circumstances should you allow your wife to do this procedure by herself, without you observing, since she may cheat. Hope that's helpful. best, Bill
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