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curious, you able to get your wife tell you her weight?

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  • D Doofenshmirtz

    I'm more interested in my boss's and coworkers' BS ratio. The wife is quite open about her weight. Why wouldn't she be?

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    devvvy
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    BS ratio? You mean BF did you? Guys in my firm are all quite... competitive and as such this is such sensitive number we'd bullshit along the line that there's no accurate reliable means to measure BF (lol) anyway, it's a guarded secret

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      I have the converse problem: how do you stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind? Believe me, this is a lot harder - I've been trying for twenty years!

      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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      devvvy
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      i can see there's some logic in this!

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      • P Pascal Ganaye

        It is difficult to stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind apart from her weight. Perhaps here a solution. Just drag the subject to the weight... I stop here, I am not sure how safe it is to write here in my own name.

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        devvvy
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        it's safe here!

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        • L Lost User

          Why even try? If you get her to tell you her weight, then what? You know her weight, congratulations, I'm sure you had a pretty good guess of what it was anyway and how does knowing the exact number improve your situation?

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          devvvy
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          even if you do know the number, it'd still be satisfying to somehow get her stand on the scale simply because it's so impossible!

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          • D devvvy

            even if you do know the number, it'd still be satisfying to somehow get her stand on the scale simply because it's so impossible!

            dev

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            Lost User
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            So basically you just want to unlock the achievement: "got wife to tell me her weight"?

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              I have the converse problem: how do you stop her telling you everything that crosses her mind? Believe me, this is a lot harder - I've been trying for twenty years!

              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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              S Houghtelin
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              :laugh: I'm sorry, did you say something? Oh... that's's nice. I need to go to the hardware store to pick up some 10mm x 1.25 screws for that project you wanted me to do.

              It was broke, so I fixed it.

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              • D devvvy

                (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

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                Marc Clifton
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                Get a talking scale. ;) Marc

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                • D devvvy

                  (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

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                  jschell
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                  devvvy wrote:

                  Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio

                  Rather curious why you would think that was any of your business in the first place.

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                  • M Marc Clifton

                    Get a talking scale. ;) Marc

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                    AspDotNetDev
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                    Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight. :)

                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                    • A AspDotNetDev

                      Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight. :)

                      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                      Marc Clifton
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                      AspDotNetDev wrote:

                      Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight.

                      Ooh, I like that idea. Very sneaky! Marc

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                      • M Marc Clifton

                        AspDotNetDev wrote:

                        Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight.

                        Ooh, I like that idea. Very sneaky! Marc

                        Reverse Engineering Legacy Applications
                        How To Think Like a Functional Programmer
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                        Computational Types in C# and F#

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                        Marc Clifton wrote:

                        Very sneaky!

                        I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.

                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                        • A AspDotNetDev

                          Marc Clifton wrote:

                          Very sneaky!

                          I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.

                          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                          Marc Clifton
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                          AspDotNetDev wrote:

                          I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.

                          :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Mrc

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                          • J jschell

                            devvvy wrote:

                            Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio

                            Rather curious why you would think that was any of your business in the first place.

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                            devvvy
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                            we train quite hard (gym/run) and compete in running every so often... so back of my mind sizing up the "Opponents"

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                              So basically you just want to unlock the achievement: "got wife to tell me her weight"?

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                              devvvy
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                              yes!

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                                :laugh: I'm sorry, did you say something? Oh... that's's nice. I need to go to the hardware store to pick up some 10mm x 1.25 screws for that project you wanted me to do.

                                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                devvvy
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                                Built a hidden scale concealed by carpet!

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                                • D devvvy

                                  (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

                                  dev

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                                  Andy Brummer
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                                  yes, and also when she hits a PR in the snatch.

                                  Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                                  • D devvvy

                                    (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

                                    dev

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                                    BillWoodruff
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                                    Fill the bathtub to its brim, keeping track of how many gallons, or liters, of water it takes. Lie prone in the bathtub, then measure how many units of water are left in the bathtub after you get out. Then, refill the bathtub to the brim, get in, and get your wife to lie on top of you, then measure the units left in the bathtub, after both of you get out, and multiply by the weight of water per unit (8.35 pounds per gallon, according to Wolfram Alpha). Deduct some reasonable amount for water absorption by clothing, if both of you, or either one of you, were clothed, had shoes on, etc. Then deduct the weight of the water you displaced from the weight of the water both of you displaced. If either of you cannot fit in the bathtub, then seek a friend with a larger bathtub or jacuzzi. That should give you a rough estimate. Under no circumstances should you allow your wife to do this procedure by herself, without you observing, since she may cheat. Hope that's helpful. best, Bill

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                                      Fill the bathtub to its brim, keeping track of how many gallons, or liters, of water it takes. Lie prone in the bathtub, then measure how many units of water are left in the bathtub after you get out. Then, refill the bathtub to the brim, get in, and get your wife to lie on top of you, then measure the units left in the bathtub, after both of you get out, and multiply by the weight of water per unit (8.35 pounds per gallon, according to Wolfram Alpha). Deduct some reasonable amount for water absorption by clothing, if both of you, or either one of you, were clothed, had shoes on, etc. Then deduct the weight of the water you displaced from the weight of the water both of you displaced. If either of you cannot fit in the bathtub, then seek a friend with a larger bathtub or jacuzzi. That should give you a rough estimate. Under no circumstances should you allow your wife to do this procedure by herself, without you observing, since she may cheat. Hope that's helpful. best, Bill

                                      ~ Confused by Windows 8 ? This may help: [^] !

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                                      devvvy
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                                      lol thank you for your thoughts!

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