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curious, you able to get your wife tell you her weight?

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  • M Marc Clifton

    Get a talking scale. ;) Marc

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    AspDotNetDev
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    Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight. :)

    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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      Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight. :)

      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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      AspDotNetDev wrote:

      Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight.

      Ooh, I like that idea. Very sneaky! Marc

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        AspDotNetDev wrote:

        Or a digital scale with a memory function to recall the last weight.

        Ooh, I like that idea. Very sneaky! Marc

        Reverse Engineering Legacy Applications
        How To Think Like a Functional Programmer
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        Marc Clifton wrote:

        Very sneaky!

        I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.

        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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          Marc Clifton wrote:

          Very sneaky!

          I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.

          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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          AspDotNetDev wrote:

          I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.

          :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Mrc

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          • J jschell

            devvvy wrote:

            Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio

            Rather curious why you would think that was any of your business in the first place.

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            we train quite hard (gym/run) and compete in running every so often... so back of my mind sizing up the "Opponents"

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            • L Lost User

              So basically you just want to unlock the achievement: "got wife to tell me her weight"?

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              devvvy
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              yes!

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              • S S Houghtelin

                :laugh: I'm sorry, did you say something? Oh... that's's nice. I need to go to the hardware store to pick up some 10mm x 1.25 screws for that project you wanted me to do.

                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                devvvy
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                Built a hidden scale concealed by carpet!

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                • D devvvy

                  (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

                  dev

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                  Andy Brummer
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                  yes, and also when she hits a PR in the snatch.

                  Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                  • D devvvy

                    (trust me it's difficult. Even more difficult try get your coworker to tell you their BMI or BF ratio)

                    dev

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                    Fill the bathtub to its brim, keeping track of how many gallons, or liters, of water it takes. Lie prone in the bathtub, then measure how many units of water are left in the bathtub after you get out. Then, refill the bathtub to the brim, get in, and get your wife to lie on top of you, then measure the units left in the bathtub, after both of you get out, and multiply by the weight of water per unit (8.35 pounds per gallon, according to Wolfram Alpha). Deduct some reasonable amount for water absorption by clothing, if both of you, or either one of you, were clothed, had shoes on, etc. Then deduct the weight of the water you displaced from the weight of the water both of you displaced. If either of you cannot fit in the bathtub, then seek a friend with a larger bathtub or jacuzzi. That should give you a rough estimate. Under no circumstances should you allow your wife to do this procedure by herself, without you observing, since she may cheat. Hope that's helpful. best, Bill

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                      Fill the bathtub to its brim, keeping track of how many gallons, or liters, of water it takes. Lie prone in the bathtub, then measure how many units of water are left in the bathtub after you get out. Then, refill the bathtub to the brim, get in, and get your wife to lie on top of you, then measure the units left in the bathtub, after both of you get out, and multiply by the weight of water per unit (8.35 pounds per gallon, according to Wolfram Alpha). Deduct some reasonable amount for water absorption by clothing, if both of you, or either one of you, were clothed, had shoes on, etc. Then deduct the weight of the water you displaced from the weight of the water both of you displaced. If either of you cannot fit in the bathtub, then seek a friend with a larger bathtub or jacuzzi. That should give you a rough estimate. Under no circumstances should you allow your wife to do this procedure by herself, without you observing, since she may cheat. Hope that's helpful. best, Bill

                      ~ Confused by Windows 8 ? This may help: [^] !

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                      devvvy
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                      lol thank you for your thoughts!

                      dev

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