Angry Girlfriend
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What punishment would you inflict on your girlfriend is she...... Threw your 2 month old your $3,580 Toshiba P4 1.6Ghz laptop off the balcony, landing two stories below? Replace the batteries in her favorite toy with a set that leak badly. Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003Roger Wright wrote: Replace the batteries in her favorite toy with a set that leak badly. :omg: You are wicked! ;P Mike Mullikin :beer:
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Ooooooh... That's gonna hurt! The valentine, of course. Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003Actually maybe I'd send her a Valantines card afterall but sign it from "Charles Manson" or "Usama Bin Laden" etc. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I'm guessing the concept of a 2 hour movie showing two guys eating a meal and talking struck them as 'foreign' Rob Manderson wrote:
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http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
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http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
:omg:.... i wish I had one in the first place (a good laptop).. I would throw my own 486 (laptop) my self (it has linux on it :P) -Steven CP Addict
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http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
My girlfriend just said to hang the b**** over the balcony by her hair and then let go of her. :omg:
Nick Parker
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http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
He needs to clean his fingernails! Personal hygiene is at the root of the relationship problem I suspect.
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http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
Easy one. Ask her to pay for the damages. If she doesn't want to pay, it's time for court.
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http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
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http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
I'd punch her so hard in the mouth that her lower jaw would snap through her spine. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002
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He needs to clean his fingernails! Personal hygiene is at the root of the relationship problem I suspect.
LOL! Very good point & observation!:)
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http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
Ooh, that's gotta hurt! I'd tell the bitch to take a hike, any woman that treats her man and his property like that isn't worth it. And I'd definitely make her pay for it. I just hope that I would have enough self control that I wouldn't beat her down if I was ever in the situation. Brad Jennings "if the golden arches shut shop, where else are the VB people going to get work." - Colin Davies
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http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
Cheat on her!;P I never done that though but possibly the best way to get back for killing his baby,i.e laptop!
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http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
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Actually maybe I'd send her a Valantines card afterall but sign it from "Charles Manson" or "Usama Bin Laden" etc. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I'm guessing the concept of a 2 hour movie showing two guys eating a meal and talking struck them as 'foreign' Rob Manderson wrote:
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http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
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To my secret valantine, Thinking of you constantly Hannibal Lecter
Hell I thought it was funny .....
Bangerman wrote: Hannibal Lecter Yeah, that would do. Actually come to think of it a web site used for sending horror e-cards would have some potential. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I'm guessing the concept of a 2 hour movie showing two guys eating a meal and talking struck them as 'foreign' Rob Manderson wrote:
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http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: _http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/\[^\]_ Ok, here is me being different to everyone else again... Unless she really is psychotic, I would say the guy who owned the laptop must have been a real jerk to her to get her to do something like that. Wish there was more background on this, something from her side too.
Paul Watson
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Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
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http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
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As my girlfriend just said, throw the bi*** over the balcony and then take pictures of her.:eek:
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He needs to clean his fingernails! Personal hygiene is at the root of the relationship problem I suspect.
As Borchert once wrote, "dirt under fingernails is ugly only with bachelors". However, he was from a man-starved post-war generation, so what? I don't know. :rolleyes:
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