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  • J Jonathan Austin

    As my girlfriend just said, throw the bi*** over the balcony and then take pictures of her.:eek:

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    Just make sure you don't accidentally throw her favorite toy down the balcony...


    It's a royal pain to watch a sex drugs and rock'n'roll design decay into an aids crack and techno implementation  [sighist] [Agile Programming] [doxygen]

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    • R Robert Hinrichs

      He needs to clean his fingernails! Personal hygiene is at the root of the relationship problem I suspect.

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      peterchen
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      As Borchert once wrote, "dirt under fingernails is ugly only with bachelors". However, he was from a man-starved post-war generation, so what? I don't know. :rolleyes:


      It's a royal pain to watch a sex drugs and rock'n'roll design decay into an aids crack and techno implementation  [sighist] [Agile Programming] [doxygen]

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      • P peterchen

        24hrs unlimited unpaused lovemaking


        It's a royal pain to watch a sex drugs and rock'n'roll design decay into an aids crack and techno implementation  [sighist] [Agile Programming] [doxygen]

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        Paul Watson
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        peterchen wrote: 24hrs unlimited unpaused lovemaking :laugh: Yeah to make up for all the time he spent loving his laptop and not his girlfriend.

        Paul Watson
        Bluegrass
        Cape Town, South Africa

        Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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        • N Nick Parker

          My girlfriend just said to hang the b**** over the balcony by her hair and then let go of her. :omg:


          Nick Parker

          The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

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          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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          Good for her! :-D If someone I was in a relationship with pulled that sort of stunt they'd be out of the door immediately. There's no excuses for that sort of behaviour. :mad: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

          "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
          - Marcia Graesch

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          • P Paul Watson

            Chris Maunder wrote: _http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/\[^\]_ Ok, here is me being different to everyone else again... Unless she really is psychotic, I would say the guy who owned the laptop must have been a real jerk to her to get her to do something like that. Wish there was more background on this, something from her side too.

            Paul Watson
            Bluegrass
            Cape Town, South Africa

            Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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            Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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            True, but nothing justifies that sort of behaviour. If he was acting like a jerk, she's just proved herself to belong to the same species. Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

            "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
            - Marcia Graesch

            Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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            • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

              True, but nothing justifies that sort of behaviour. If he was acting like a jerk, she's just proved herself to belong to the same species. Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

              "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
              - Marcia Graesch

              Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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              Paul Watson
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              Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: True, but nothing justifies that sort of behaviour. If he was acting like a jerk, she's just proved herself to belong to the same species. In a sane rational world yes, but that is not here. The guy must have ignored her something fierce. Her only irrational way of getting his attention, probably the man she loved dearly, was to throw the thing she saw seperating them over the balcony. If she threw a vase, or threw a tantrum right in front of him, he probably would not have recieved the message. Sure, she should have just dumped the idiot and walked out of his life. But that is tough when you love someone so badly that you will do almost anything to make it work. This is all conjecture though as his only explanation was that stupid one liner at the end of his photos.

              Paul Watson
              Bluegrass
              Cape Town, South Africa

              Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder

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                Daniel Turini
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                There should be a death penalty for this... X| I see dumb people

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                • P peterchen

                  24hrs unlimited unpaused lovemaking


                  It's a royal pain to watch a sex drugs and rock'n'roll design decay into an aids crack and techno implementation  [sighist] [Agile Programming] [doxygen]

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                  KaRl
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                  Ah yes! :-D Her act was caused by desperation, she sent a SOS signal :rolleyes: 24h unpaused...hummm. Anti-doping tests have to be done


                  Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become demons Cowboy Bebop

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                    Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: True, but nothing justifies that sort of behaviour. If he was acting like a jerk, she's just proved herself to belong to the same species. In a sane rational world yes, but that is not here. The guy must have ignored her something fierce. Her only irrational way of getting his attention, probably the man she loved dearly, was to throw the thing she saw seperating them over the balcony. If she threw a vase, or threw a tantrum right in front of him, he probably would not have recieved the message. Sure, she should have just dumped the idiot and walked out of his life. But that is tough when you love someone so badly that you will do almost anything to make it work. This is all conjecture though as his only explanation was that stupid one liner at the end of his photos.

                    Paul Watson
                    Bluegrass
                    Cape Town, South Africa

                    Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                    peterchen
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                    when he comes home, pose beside the laptop, "one of us goes - now!" However, this works only if she accepts being thrown out...


                    It's a royal pain to watch a sex drugs and rock'n'roll design decay into an aids crack and techno implementation  [sighist] [Agile Programming] [doxygen]

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                    • P Paul Watson

                      Chris Maunder wrote: _http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/\[^\]_ Ok, here is me being different to everyone else again... Unless she really is psychotic, I would say the guy who owned the laptop must have been a real jerk to her to get her to do something like that. Wish there was more background on this, something from her side too.

                      Paul Watson
                      Bluegrass
                      Cape Town, South Africa

                      Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                      Michael P Butler
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                      Paul Watson wrote: I would say the guy who owned the laptop must have been a real jerk to her to get her to do something like that. I agree. The guy is probably one of those geeks who spends his entire life in front of a screen. Let's face it, he posted this on the web so he obviously is a geek. I bet he uses Linux too ;-) Michael The avalanche has started, it's too late for the pebbles to vote.

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                      • R Roger Wright

                        What punishment would you inflict on your girlfriend is she...... Threw your 2 month old your $3,580 Toshiba P4 1.6Ghz laptop off the balcony, landing two stories below? Replace the batteries in her favorite toy with a set that leak badly. Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
                        Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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                        Brilliant!


                        Dylan
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                        • M Michael P Butler

                          Paul Watson wrote: I would say the guy who owned the laptop must have been a real jerk to her to get her to do something like that. I agree. The guy is probably one of those geeks who spends his entire life in front of a screen. Let's face it, he posted this on the web so he obviously is a geek. I bet he uses Linux too ;-) Michael The avalanche has started, it's too late for the pebbles to vote.

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                          Paul Watson
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                          Michael P Butler wrote: Let's face it, he posted this on the web so he obviously is a geek Yeah, the fact that he did that just nails his coffin shut in my eyes. Michael P Butler wrote: The guy is probably one of those geeks who spends his entire life in front of a screen. Let's face it, he posted this on the web so he obviously is a geek. I bet he uses Linux too Hey! Stop describing 99% of CPians! (apart from the last bit of course) lol

                          Paul Watson
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                          Cape Town, South Africa

                          Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                            What punishment would you inflict on your girlfriend is she...... Threw your 2 month old your $3,580 Toshiba P4 1.6Ghz laptop off the balcony, landing two stories below? Replace the batteries in her favorite toy with a set that leak badly. Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
                            Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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                            Brian Delahunty
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                            Roger Wright wrote: Replace the batteries in her favorite toy with a set that leak badly. :laugh: Your evil Roger. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
                            Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger Wright

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                              Chris Maunder wrote: _http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/\[^\]_ Ok, here is me being different to everyone else again... Unless she really is psychotic, I would say the guy who owned the laptop must have been a real jerk to her to get her to do something like that. Wish there was more background on this, something from her side too.

                              Paul Watson
                              Bluegrass
                              Cape Town, South Africa

                              Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                              Andreas Saurwein
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                              Paul Watson wrote: Unless she really is psychotic, I would say the guy who owned the laptop must have been a real jerk to her to get her to do something like that. Wish there was more background on this, something from her side too. If you want I can introduce you to my ex-wife, maybe you get some insight into this kind of behavior. I didnt understand it, but you seem to be a intelligent, understanding character.


                              ... you keep forgetting that sheep shagging is not a crime in Australia ...Paul Watson, The Lounge

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                                To my secret valantine, Thinking of you constantly Hannibal Lecter


                                Hell I thought it was funny .....

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                                Brian Delahunty
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                                :laugh::laugh::laugh: Regards, Brian Dela :-)
                                Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger Wright

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                                  24hrs unlimited unpaused lovemaking


                                  It's a royal pain to watch a sex drugs and rock'n'roll design decay into an aids crack and techno implementation  [sighist] [Agile Programming] [doxygen]

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                                  Andreas Saurwein
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                                  peterchen wrote: 24hrs unlimited unpaused lovemaking With red wine and cigarettes? ;P


                                  ... you keep forgetting that sheep shagging is not a crime in Australia ...Paul Watson, The Lounge

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                                  • R Roger Wright

                                    What punishment would you inflict on your girlfriend is she...... Threw your 2 month old your $3,580 Toshiba P4 1.6Ghz laptop off the balcony, landing two stories below? Replace the batteries in her favorite toy with a set that leak badly. Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
                                    Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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                                    KaRl
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                                    What favorite toy? :rolleyes:


                                    Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become demons Cowboy Bebop

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                                    • J Jonathan Austin

                                      As my girlfriend just said, throw the bi*** over the balcony and then take pictures of her.:eek:

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                                      Brian Delahunty
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                                      Jonathan Austin wrote: As my girlfriend just said, throw the bi*** over the balcony and then take pictures of her Your girlfriend sounds cool. :-D Regards, Brian Dela :-)
                                      Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger Wright

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                                      • N Nick Parker

                                        My girlfriend just said to hang the b**** over the balcony by her hair and then let go of her. :omg:


                                        Nick Parker

                                        The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

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                                        Brian Delahunty
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                                        Nick Parker wrote: My girlfriend just said to hang the b**** over the balcony by her hair and then let go of her. You seeing a new side to your girlfriend? Regards, Brian Dela :-)
                                        Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger Wright

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                                        • D David Wulff

                                          Hmm... do you think it still works? :suss:


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                                          Brian Delahunty
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                                          David Wulff wrote: Hmm... do you think it still works? What, the girlfriend? Regards, Brian Dela :-)
                                          Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger Wright

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