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  • N Nick Parker

    My girlfriend just said to hang the b**** over the balcony by her hair and then let go of her. :omg:


    Nick Parker

    The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

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    Brian Delahunty
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    Nick Parker wrote: My girlfriend just said to hang the b**** over the balcony by her hair and then let go of her. You seeing a new side to your girlfriend? Regards, Brian Dela :-)
    Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger Wright

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    • D David Wulff

      Hmm... do you think it still works? :suss:


      David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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      David Wulff wrote: Hmm... do you think it still works? What, the girlfriend? Regards, Brian Dela :-)
      Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger Wright

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      • P Paul Watson

        Michael P Butler wrote: Let's face it, he posted this on the web so he obviously is a geek Yeah, the fact that he did that just nails his coffin shut in my eyes. Michael P Butler wrote: The guy is probably one of those geeks who spends his entire life in front of a screen. Let's face it, he posted this on the web so he obviously is a geek. I bet he uses Linux too Hey! Stop describing 99% of CPians! (apart from the last bit of course) lol

        Paul Watson
        Bluegrass
        Cape Town, South Africa

        Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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        Paul Watson wrote: Hey! Stop describing 99% of CPians! (apart from the last bit of course) lol I'd like to think that most of us CPians who are in relationships with somebody, would rather spend some quality time with their loved ones instead of spending time infront of a screen. Michael Michael The avalanche has started, it's too late for the pebbles to vote.

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        • Z zenboy

          After viewing these pics I've come to the realization that "I know places where people won't be found again."

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          Brian Delahunty
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          zenboy wrote: "I know places where people won't be found again." :wtf: Regards, Brian Dela :-)
          Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger Wright

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          • P peterchen

            when he comes home, pose beside the laptop, "one of us goes - now!" However, this works only if she accepts being thrown out...


            It's a royal pain to watch a sex drugs and rock'n'roll design decay into an aids crack and techno implementation  [sighist] [Agile Programming] [doxygen]

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            peterchen wrote: However, this works only if she accepts being thrown out... But if he said.. "you go" then she could always throw the laptop out the window at that stage ;-P Regards, Brian Dela :-)
            Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger Wright

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              Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: True, but nothing justifies that sort of behaviour. If he was acting like a jerk, she's just proved herself to belong to the same species. In a sane rational world yes, but that is not here. The guy must have ignored her something fierce. Her only irrational way of getting his attention, probably the man she loved dearly, was to throw the thing she saw seperating them over the balcony. If she threw a vase, or threw a tantrum right in front of him, he probably would not have recieved the message. Sure, she should have just dumped the idiot and walked out of his life. But that is tough when you love someone so badly that you will do almost anything to make it work. This is all conjecture though as his only explanation was that stupid one liner at the end of his photos.

              Paul Watson
              Bluegrass
              Cape Town, South Africa

              Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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              Paul Watson wrote: The guy must have ignored her something fierce. Her only irrational way of getting his attention, probably the man she loved dearly, was to throw the thing she saw seperating them over the balcony. If she threw a vase, or threw a tantrum right in front of him, he probably would not have recieved the message. If that was the case I still don't think that it would justify what she done IMO. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
              Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger Wright

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              • A Andreas Saurwein

                peterchen wrote: 24hrs unlimited unpaused lovemaking With red wine and cigarettes? ;P


                ... you keep forgetting that sheep shagging is not a crime in Australia ...Paul Watson, The Lounge

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                Brian Delahunty
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                Andreas Saurwein wrote: cigarettes? X| Regards, Brian Dela :-)
                Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger Wright

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                • C Chris Maunder

                  http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder

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                  There was a thread not so long ago from a guy who was trying to choose between his girlfriend and his job...I wonder if it was his laptop? Debbie

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                  • M Michael P Butler

                    Paul Watson wrote: Hey! Stop describing 99% of CPians! (apart from the last bit of course) lol I'd like to think that most of us CPians who are in relationships with somebody, would rather spend some quality time with their loved ones instead of spending time infront of a screen. Michael Michael The avalanche has started, it's too late for the pebbles to vote.

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                    Michael P Butler wrote: I'd like to think that most of us CPians who are in relationships with somebody, would rather spend some quality time with their loved ones instead of spending time infront of a screen. Huh? Sorry I missed that, was playing Half Life... ;) You are right, it would be nice to think that, but this is an age old problem and won't be going away. Bet back thousands of years ago in the 50's there were guys whose wife threw their radio out the window because he was glued to it all day instead of to, well, her. Sometimes we just don't see things that are happening right around us.

                    Paul Watson
                    Bluegrass
                    Cape Town, South Africa

                    Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                    • B Brian Delahunty

                      Paul Watson wrote: The guy must have ignored her something fierce. Her only irrational way of getting his attention, probably the man she loved dearly, was to throw the thing she saw seperating them over the balcony. If she threw a vase, or threw a tantrum right in front of him, he probably would not have recieved the message. If that was the case I still don't think that it would justify what she done IMO. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
                      Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger Wright

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                      Brian Delahunty wrote: If that was the case I still don't think that it would justify what she done IMO. It is not about justifying her act. It is about a human female jerked around by an idiot who finally lost her cool and threw his blasted laptop out the window. All human, all imaginable, in fact I probably would if it came to that. Just be careful with your Cherie, Germans have a dark temper :-D

                      Paul Watson
                      Bluegrass
                      Cape Town, South Africa

                      Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                      • B Brian Delahunty

                        Andreas Saurwein wrote: cigarettes? X| Regards, Brian Dela :-)
                        Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger Wright

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                        peterchen
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                        you're missing an earlier thread here...


                        It's a royal pain to watch a sex drugs and rock'n'roll design decay into an aids crack and techno implementation  [sighist] [Agile Programming] [doxygen]

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                        • B Brian Delahunty

                          peterchen wrote: However, this works only if she accepts being thrown out... But if he said.. "you go" then she could always throw the laptop out the window at that stage ;-P Regards, Brian Dela :-)
                          Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger Wright

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                          peterchen
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                          wow! Have you been a girl in a previous life? ;P


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                            Chris Maunder wrote: _http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/\[^\]_ Ok, here is me being different to everyone else again... Unless she really is psychotic, I would say the guy who owned the laptop must have been a real jerk to her to get her to do something like that. Wish there was more background on this, something from her side too.

                            Paul Watson
                            Bluegrass
                            Cape Town, South Africa

                            Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                            Paul Watson wrote: Unless she really is psychotic, I would say the guy who owned the laptop must have been a real jerk to her to get her to do something like that. You're young, Paul. You need to study women a bit longer ;P Вагиф Абилов MCP (Visual C++) Oslo, Norway Hex is for sissies. Real men use binary. And the most hardcore types use only zeros - uppercase zeros and lowercase zeros. Tomasz Sowinski

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                              Paul Watson wrote: Unless she really is psychotic, I would say the guy who owned the laptop must have been a real jerk to her to get her to do something like that. You're young, Paul. You need to study women a bit longer ;P Вагиф Абилов MCP (Visual C++) Oslo, Norway Hex is for sissies. Real men use binary. And the most hardcore types use only zeros - uppercase zeros and lowercase zeros. Tomasz Sowinski

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                              Vagif Abilov wrote: You're young, Paul. You need to study women a bit longer LOL, but then age has nothing to do with it. I am actually quite appalled as to the average response to Chris' post. Apart from the obvious baits most seemed to think the laptop was worth more than the woman. Shocking. And don't tell me decades from now I will agree, I won't, not ever.

                              Paul Watson
                              Bluegrass
                              Cape Town, South Africa

                              Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                                peterchen wrote: 24hrs unlimited unpaused lovemaking With red wine and cigarettes? ;P


                                ... you keep forgetting that sheep shagging is not a crime in Australia ...Paul Watson, The Lounge

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                                Andreas Saurwein wrote: With red wine and cigarettes? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I still do not agree with peterchen though.

                                Paul Watson
                                Bluegrass
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                                Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                                • P Paul Watson

                                  Andreas Saurwein wrote: With red wine and cigarettes? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I still do not agree with peterchen though.

                                  Paul Watson
                                  Bluegrass
                                  Cape Town, South Africa

                                  Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                                  Andreas Saurwein
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                                  I know, you are more into the "eye-ball licking" thing :)


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                                    Vagif Abilov wrote: You're young, Paul. You need to study women a bit longer LOL, but then age has nothing to do with it. I am actually quite appalled as to the average response to Chris' post. Apart from the obvious baits most seemed to think the laptop was worth more than the woman. Shocking. And don't tell me decades from now I will agree, I won't, not ever.

                                    Paul Watson
                                    Bluegrass
                                    Cape Town, South Africa

                                    Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                                    Andreas Saurwein
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                                    Paul Watson wrote: Apart from the obvious baits most seemed to think the laptop was worth more than the woman. I think, when you leave aside all "hang-her-higher" posts, its not the value of the woman but the value of the probably broken relation which is less than the value of the notebook.


                                    ... you keep forgetting that sheep shagging is not a crime in Australia ...Paul Watson, The Lounge

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                                    • K KaRl

                                      What favorite toy? :rolleyes:


                                      Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become demons Cowboy Bebop

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                                      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                      The electric tooth brush, of course. Right? -- "It is amazing how f-ing crazy I really am."

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                                      • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                                        The electric tooth brush, of course. Right? -- "It is amazing how f-ing crazy I really am."

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                                        KaRl
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                                        Perhaps :-D If she would need another toy, it could be because her boyfriend doesn't play enough with her. And she probably knows that "The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed." :)


                                        Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become demons Cowboy Bebop

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                                        • M Michael P Butler

                                          Paul Watson wrote: Hey! Stop describing 99% of CPians! (apart from the last bit of course) lol I'd like to think that most of us CPians who are in relationships with somebody, would rather spend some quality time with their loved ones instead of spending time infront of a screen. Michael Michael The avalanche has started, it's too late for the pebbles to vote.

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                                          For the record, many of us CPians, NOT in relationships also like to spend time with loved ones instead of sitting in front of a screen. :-D BW "Gandalf. Yes. That is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. *I* am Gandalf the White." - Gandalf the White

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