Angry Girlfriend
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24hrs unlimited unpaused lovemaking
It's a royal pain to watch a sex drugs and rock'n'roll design decay into an aids crack and techno implementation [sighist] [Agile Programming] [doxygen]
peterchen wrote: 24hrs unlimited unpaused lovemaking With red wine and cigarettes? ;P
... you keep forgetting that sheep shagging is not a crime in Australia ...Paul Watson, The Lounge
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What punishment would you inflict on your girlfriend is she...... Threw your 2 month old your $3,580 Toshiba P4 1.6Ghz laptop off the balcony, landing two stories below? Replace the batteries in her favorite toy with a set that leak badly. Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
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As my girlfriend just said, throw the bi*** over the balcony and then take pictures of her.:eek:
Jonathan Austin wrote: As my girlfriend just said, throw the bi*** over the balcony and then take pictures of her Your girlfriend sounds cool. :-D Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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My girlfriend just said to hang the b**** over the balcony by her hair and then let go of her. :omg:
Nick Parker
The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt
Nick Parker wrote: My girlfriend just said to hang the b**** over the balcony by her hair and then let go of her. You seeing a new side to your girlfriend? Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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David Wulff wrote: Hmm... do you think it still works? What, the girlfriend? Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Michael P Butler wrote: Let's face it, he posted this on the web so he obviously is a geek Yeah, the fact that he did that just nails his coffin shut in my eyes. Michael P Butler wrote: The guy is probably one of those geeks who spends his entire life in front of a screen. Let's face it, he posted this on the web so he obviously is a geek. I bet he uses Linux too Hey! Stop describing 99% of CPians! (apart from the last bit of course) lol
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
Paul Watson wrote: Hey! Stop describing 99% of CPians! (apart from the last bit of course) lol I'd like to think that most of us CPians who are in relationships with somebody, would rather spend some quality time with their loved ones instead of spending time infront of a screen. Michael Michael The avalanche has started, it's too late for the pebbles to vote.
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After viewing these pics I've come to the realization that "I know places where people won't be found again."
zenboy wrote: "I know places where people won't be found again." :wtf: Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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when he comes home, pose beside the laptop, "one of us goes - now!" However, this works only if she accepts being thrown out...
It's a royal pain to watch a sex drugs and rock'n'roll design decay into an aids crack and techno implementation [sighist] [Agile Programming] [doxygen]
peterchen wrote: However, this works only if she accepts being thrown out... But if he said.. "you go" then she could always throw the laptop out the window at that stage ;-P Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: True, but nothing justifies that sort of behaviour. If he was acting like a jerk, she's just proved herself to belong to the same species. In a sane rational world yes, but that is not here. The guy must have ignored her something fierce. Her only irrational way of getting his attention, probably the man she loved dearly, was to throw the thing she saw seperating them over the balcony. If she threw a vase, or threw a tantrum right in front of him, he probably would not have recieved the message. Sure, she should have just dumped the idiot and walked out of his life. But that is tough when you love someone so badly that you will do almost anything to make it work. This is all conjecture though as his only explanation was that stupid one liner at the end of his photos.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
Paul Watson wrote: The guy must have ignored her something fierce. Her only irrational way of getting his attention, probably the man she loved dearly, was to throw the thing she saw seperating them over the balcony. If she threw a vase, or threw a tantrum right in front of him, he probably would not have recieved the message. If that was the case I still don't think that it would justify what she done IMO. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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peterchen wrote: 24hrs unlimited unpaused lovemaking With red wine and cigarettes? ;P
... you keep forgetting that sheep shagging is not a crime in Australia ...Paul Watson, The Lounge
Andreas Saurwein wrote: cigarettes? X| Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
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Paul Watson wrote: Hey! Stop describing 99% of CPians! (apart from the last bit of course) lol I'd like to think that most of us CPians who are in relationships with somebody, would rather spend some quality time with their loved ones instead of spending time infront of a screen. Michael Michael The avalanche has started, it's too late for the pebbles to vote.
Michael P Butler wrote: I'd like to think that most of us CPians who are in relationships with somebody, would rather spend some quality time with their loved ones instead of spending time infront of a screen. Huh? Sorry I missed that, was playing Half Life... ;) You are right, it would be nice to think that, but this is an age old problem and won't be going away. Bet back thousands of years ago in the 50's there were guys whose wife threw their radio out the window because he was glued to it all day instead of to, well, her. Sometimes we just don't see things that are happening right around us.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
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Paul Watson wrote: The guy must have ignored her something fierce. Her only irrational way of getting his attention, probably the man she loved dearly, was to throw the thing she saw seperating them over the balcony. If she threw a vase, or threw a tantrum right in front of him, he probably would not have recieved the message. If that was the case I still don't think that it would justify what she done IMO. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger WrightBrian Delahunty wrote: If that was the case I still don't think that it would justify what she done IMO. It is not about justifying her act. It is about a human female jerked around by an idiot who finally lost her cool and threw his blasted laptop out the window. All human, all imaginable, in fact I probably would if it came to that. Just be careful with your Cherie, Germans have a dark temper :-D
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
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Andreas Saurwein wrote: cigarettes? X| Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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peterchen wrote: However, this works only if she accepts being thrown out... But if he said.. "you go" then she could always throw the laptop out the window at that stage ;-P Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Run naked in the snow until you're sweating like a stuck pig and can't seem to catch your breath. When the flu becomes pneumonia, they can cure that with a shot. - Roger Wright -
Chris Maunder wrote: _http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/\[^\]_ Ok, here is me being different to everyone else again... Unless she really is psychotic, I would say the guy who owned the laptop must have been a real jerk to her to get her to do something like that. Wish there was more background on this, something from her side too.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
Paul Watson wrote: Unless she really is psychotic, I would say the guy who owned the laptop must have been a real jerk to her to get her to do something like that. You're young, Paul. You need to study women a bit longer ;P Вагиф Абилов MCP (Visual C++) Oslo, Norway Hex is for sissies. Real men use binary. And the most hardcore types use only zeros - uppercase zeros and lowercase zeros. Tomasz Sowinski
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Paul Watson wrote: Unless she really is psychotic, I would say the guy who owned the laptop must have been a real jerk to her to get her to do something like that. You're young, Paul. You need to study women a bit longer ;P Вагиф Абилов MCP (Visual C++) Oslo, Norway Hex is for sissies. Real men use binary. And the most hardcore types use only zeros - uppercase zeros and lowercase zeros. Tomasz Sowinski
Vagif Abilov wrote: You're young, Paul. You need to study women a bit longer LOL, but then age has nothing to do with it. I am actually quite appalled as to the average response to Chris' post. Apart from the obvious baits most seemed to think the laptop was worth more than the woman. Shocking. And don't tell me decades from now I will agree, I won't, not ever.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
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peterchen wrote: 24hrs unlimited unpaused lovemaking With red wine and cigarettes? ;P
... you keep forgetting that sheep shagging is not a crime in Australia ...Paul Watson, The Lounge
Andreas Saurwein wrote: With red wine and cigarettes? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I still do not agree with peterchen though.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
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Andreas Saurwein wrote: With red wine and cigarettes? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I still do not agree with peterchen though.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
I know, you are more into the "eye-ball licking" thing :)
... you keep forgetting that sheep shagging is not a crime in Australia ...Paul Watson, The Lounge
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Vagif Abilov wrote: You're young, Paul. You need to study women a bit longer LOL, but then age has nothing to do with it. I am actually quite appalled as to the average response to Chris' post. Apart from the obvious baits most seemed to think the laptop was worth more than the woman. Shocking. And don't tell me decades from now I will agree, I won't, not ever.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
Paul Watson wrote: Apart from the obvious baits most seemed to think the laptop was worth more than the woman. I think, when you leave aside all "hang-her-higher" posts, its not the value of the woman but the value of the probably broken relation which is less than the value of the notebook.
... you keep forgetting that sheep shagging is not a crime in Australia ...Paul Watson, The Lounge