Snow Time
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It is falling heavily here in Sub-Tropical Luton. I am going to be magnanimous and tell the elves that, once they do the post and any little urgent jobs, they can bugger off for the weekend. It looks like it is going to snow for at least 24 hours! I am a good boss.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
Mrs Wide is working till lunch time, then coming home before the trains are totally FUBAR. The girls are at school; missing the snow in the garden. I have just taken too long to go to the Doctor and get back because every Mofu has decided that today is a good day to be out. How come there is more traffic when we're told not to drive? :confused:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Mrs Wide is working till lunch time, then coming home before the trains are totally FUBAR. The girls are at school; missing the snow in the garden. I have just taken too long to go to the Doctor and get back because every Mofu has decided that today is a good day to be out. How come there is more traffic when we're told not to drive? :confused:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Mrs Wide? Would she appreciate that particular nomenclature? Did the Doctor indicate your dietary problem? (ie too little gin).
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
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Mrs Wide? Would she appreciate that particular nomenclature? Did the Doctor indicate your dietary problem? (ie too little gin).
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
Post Christmas bulge yaknow. :laugh: The Doctor was to take in some samples; I love all these tests. NOT.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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It is falling heavily here in Sub-Tropical Luton. I am going to be magnanimous and tell the elves that, once they do the post and any little urgent jobs, they can bugger off for the weekend. It looks like it is going to snow for at least 24 hours! I am a good boss.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
Easy does it here in Chavtown. A few millimeters are on the ground. It looks quite pretty. Abart 'arf an 'our ago I saw a robin on the fence between us and the school playing field. Now, that was a pretty sight. :)
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68). "I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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Post Christmas bulge yaknow. :laugh: The Doctor was to take in some samples; I love all these tests. NOT.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Easy does it here in Chavtown. A few millimeters are on the ground. It looks quite pretty. Abart 'arf an 'our ago I saw a robin on the fence between us and the school playing field. Now, that was a pretty sight. :)
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68). "I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
About the same here, but it has now picked up swirly pretty white stuff all over the shop. I have just called 'er and said she should consider getting home if it keeps up.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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You taking the piss?:mad: No, the doctor is. :^)
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Easy does it here in Chavtown. A few millimeters are on the ground. It looks quite pretty. Abart 'arf an 'our ago I saw a robin on the fence between us and the school playing field. Now, that was a pretty sight. :)
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68). "I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
View from my front door a minute ago[^]
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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Easy does it here in Chavtown. A few millimeters are on the ground. It looks quite pretty. Abart 'arf an 'our ago I saw a robin on the fence between us and the school playing field. Now, that was a pretty sight. :)
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68). "I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
We had a Robin here yesterday. Well, we had 9/10ths of a Robin, the cat brought it in sans head. If you are into making home-made 3D (slightly gory) Christmas cards I can retrieve it from the bin and send it to you?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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We had a Robin here yesterday. Well, we had 9/10ths of a Robin, the cat brought it in sans head. If you are into making home-made 3D (slightly gory) Christmas cards I can retrieve it from the bin and send it to you?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
Told you to get a puppy.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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We had a Robin here yesterday. Well, we had 9/10ths of a Robin, the cat brought it in sans head. If you are into making home-made 3D (slightly gory) Christmas cards I can retrieve it from the bin and send it to you?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
Never mind the robin and what the puddycat did, are the "girls" in the CP typing pool okay and accounted for?
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68). "I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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We had a Robin here yesterday. Well, we had 9/10ths of a Robin, the cat brought it in sans head. If you are into making home-made 3D (slightly gory) Christmas cards I can retrieve it from the bin and send it to you?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
OriginalGriff wrote:
slightly gory
You think a Christmas card with a decapitated Robin, that's been mauled by a cat and spent the night in the bin, stuck to it (... a real one too, now just a drawing of one... ) is 'slightly gory'? :rolleyes:
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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OriginalGriff wrote:
slightly gory
You think a Christmas card with a decapitated Robin, that's been mauled by a cat and spent the night in the bin, stuck to it (... a real one too, now just a drawing of one... ) is 'slightly gory'? :rolleyes:
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
I've seen worse... ;)
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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We had a Robin here yesterday. Well, we had 9/10ths of a Robin, the cat brought it in sans head. If you are into making home-made 3D (slightly gory) Christmas cards I can retrieve it from the bin and send it to you?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
Just a photo would do!
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I've seen worse... ;)
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
:omg: ... but you are from Wales ... I believe you! ;)
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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Just a photo would do!
Rob Grainger wrote:
Just a photo would do!
Griff that's how they all start ... don't believe him! ;)
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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Rob Grainger wrote:
Just a photo would do!
Griff that's how they all start ... don't believe him! ;)
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
Trust me, I am not going to dig the bin out of the snow, dig the bird out of the rubbish, take a photo and put it all back! It's the whole bird or nothing! :laugh:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Trust me, I am not going to dig the bin out of the snow, dig the bird out of the rubbish, take a photo and put it all back! It's the whole bird or nothing! :laugh:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
OriginalGriff wrote:
I am not going to dig the bin out of the snow, dig the bird out of the rubbish, take a photo and put it all back!
:rolleyes: You have no dedication!
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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OriginalGriff wrote:
I am not going to dig the bin out of the snow, dig the bird out of the rubbish, take a photo and put it all back!
:rolleyes: You have no dedication!
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
It's cold out there!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Trust me, I am not going to dig the bin out of the snow, dig the bird out of the rubbish, take a photo and put it all back! It's the whole bird or nothing! :laugh:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
PS add a Venison Burger and some Turkey Drummers and you could make a nice 'Slightly Gory Christmas Triptic'. You could eneter it in the Turner Prize! :thumbsup:
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
