Snow Time
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We had a Robin here yesterday. Well, we had 9/10ths of a Robin, the cat brought it in sans head. If you are into making home-made 3D (slightly gory) Christmas cards I can retrieve it from the bin and send it to you?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
Told you to get a puppy.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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We had a Robin here yesterday. Well, we had 9/10ths of a Robin, the cat brought it in sans head. If you are into making home-made 3D (slightly gory) Christmas cards I can retrieve it from the bin and send it to you?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
Never mind the robin and what the puddycat did, are the "girls" in the CP typing pool okay and accounted for?
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68). "I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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We had a Robin here yesterday. Well, we had 9/10ths of a Robin, the cat brought it in sans head. If you are into making home-made 3D (slightly gory) Christmas cards I can retrieve it from the bin and send it to you?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
OriginalGriff wrote:
slightly gory
You think a Christmas card with a decapitated Robin, that's been mauled by a cat and spent the night in the bin, stuck to it (... a real one too, now just a drawing of one... ) is 'slightly gory'? :rolleyes:
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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OriginalGriff wrote:
slightly gory
You think a Christmas card with a decapitated Robin, that's been mauled by a cat and spent the night in the bin, stuck to it (... a real one too, now just a drawing of one... ) is 'slightly gory'? :rolleyes:
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
I've seen worse... ;)
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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We had a Robin here yesterday. Well, we had 9/10ths of a Robin, the cat brought it in sans head. If you are into making home-made 3D (slightly gory) Christmas cards I can retrieve it from the bin and send it to you?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
Just a photo would do!
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I've seen worse... ;)
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
:omg: ... but you are from Wales ... I believe you! ;)
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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Just a photo would do!
Rob Grainger wrote:
Just a photo would do!
Griff that's how they all start ... don't believe him! ;)
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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Rob Grainger wrote:
Just a photo would do!
Griff that's how they all start ... don't believe him! ;)
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
Trust me, I am not going to dig the bin out of the snow, dig the bird out of the rubbish, take a photo and put it all back! It's the whole bird or nothing! :laugh:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Trust me, I am not going to dig the bin out of the snow, dig the bird out of the rubbish, take a photo and put it all back! It's the whole bird or nothing! :laugh:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
OriginalGriff wrote:
I am not going to dig the bin out of the snow, dig the bird out of the rubbish, take a photo and put it all back!
:rolleyes: You have no dedication!
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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OriginalGriff wrote:
I am not going to dig the bin out of the snow, dig the bird out of the rubbish, take a photo and put it all back!
:rolleyes: You have no dedication!
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
It's cold out there!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Trust me, I am not going to dig the bin out of the snow, dig the bird out of the rubbish, take a photo and put it all back! It's the whole bird or nothing! :laugh:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
PS add a Venison Burger and some Turkey Drummers and you could make a nice 'Slightly Gory Christmas Triptic'. You could eneter it in the Turner Prize! :thumbsup:
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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It's cold out there!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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PS add a Venison Burger and some Turkey Drummers and you could make a nice 'Slightly Gory Christmas Triptic'. You could eneter it in the Turner Prize! :thumbsup:
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
For the Turner Prize wouldn't it have to be Turkey Twizzlers?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Wuss! ;P
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
Guilty!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Trust me, I am not going to dig the bin out of the snow, dig the bird out of the rubbish, take a photo and put it all back! It's the whole bird or nothing! :laugh:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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He meant your photo, not the one of the robin.
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If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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For the Turner Prize wouldn't it have to be Turkey Twizzlers?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
Groan! :rolleyes:
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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It is falling heavily here in Sub-Tropical Luton. I am going to be magnanimous and tell the elves that, once they do the post and any little urgent jobs, they can bugger off for the weekend. It looks like it is going to snow for at least 24 hours! I am a good boss.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
A nice white coating on everything here in Oxfordshire. It never fails to astonish me how every year infrastructure grinds to a halt when it snows. Schools closing, people not going in to work or going home early, problems with trains ... it's just ridiculous. It snows in winter, that's normal. I think it is getting worse, I never remember missing a day of school because of snow, though I do remember making snowmen and having snowball fights in the playground/on the sports field. It should be compulsory to have a set of winter tyres, it's useless drivers that break most things.
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Mrs Wide is working till lunch time, then coming home before the trains are totally FUBAR. The girls are at school; missing the snow in the garden. I have just taken too long to go to the Doctor and get back because every Mofu has decided that today is a good day to be out. How come there is more traffic when we're told not to drive? :confused:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Mrs Wide
Heaven forbid I ever use such a term. Just passing a truck with a 'Wide Load' sign gets me the evil eye. :sigh:
Schenectady? What am I doing in Schenectady?
