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  • S S Houghtelin

    paradox: a. Two doctors. b. Where one ties two boats.

    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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    AspDotNetDev
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    Paradox: c. Flying weiner.

    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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      Some words, if you ignore their actual definitions, are prime candidates to be given a new definition. One that comes to mind is "revamp", which I'd define as...

      Revamp:

      To make an ex-vampire into a vampire.

      Of course you'd need to devamp a vampire first, which is just silly. Are there any words you've come across that'd lend themselves well to a hypothetical definition?

      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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      Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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      According to daybreakers this isn't possible.

      Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch

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        Some words, if you ignore their actual definitions, are prime candidates to be given a new definition. One that comes to mind is "revamp", which I'd define as...

        Revamp:

        To make an ex-vampire into a vampire.

        Of course you'd need to devamp a vampire first, which is just silly. Are there any words you've come across that'd lend themselves well to a hypothetical definition?

        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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        jeron1
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        Oxymoron: one[^] who sells OxiClean.

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          Some words, if you ignore their actual definitions, are prime candidates to be given a new definition. One that comes to mind is "revamp", which I'd define as...

          Revamp:

          To make an ex-vampire into a vampire.

          Of course you'd need to devamp a vampire first, which is just silly. Are there any words you've come across that'd lend themselves well to a hypothetical definition?

          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          Dolphins -- what Barbie uses to snorkel.

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            Paradox: c. Flying weiner.

            Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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            PIEBALDconsult
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            Not a flying badger?

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            • J jeron1

              Oxymoron: one[^] who sells OxiClean.

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              AspDotNetDev
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              Oh, he got his comeuppance (I'll leave defining that as an exercise for the reader).

              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                Dolphins -- what Barbie uses to snorkel.

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                AspDotNetDev
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                Or an accessory for Ken's car.

                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                  Oxymoron: one[^] who sells OxiClean.

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                  Colin Mullikin
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                  Too soon, man... Too soon. :rose:

                  The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                    Too soon, man... Too soon. :rose:

                    The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                    jeron1
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                    Really? 3 1/2 years not long enough? For him and his miserable commercials 3 1/2 seconds was long enough.

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                      Oh, he got his comeuppance (I'll leave defining that as an exercise for the reader).

                      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                      jeron1
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                      I don't think there was any uppance involved, he got downloaded.

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                        Really? 3 1/2 years not long enough? For him and his miserable commercials 3 1/2 seconds was long enough.

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                        Colin Mullikin
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                        jeron1 wrote:

                        3 1/2 years not long enough?

                        It will never be long enough... :laugh:

                        The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                        • A AspDotNetDev

                          Some words, if you ignore their actual definitions, are prime candidates to be given a new definition. One that comes to mind is "revamp", which I'd define as...

                          Revamp:

                          To make an ex-vampire into a vampire.

                          Of course you'd need to devamp a vampire first, which is just silly. Are there any words you've come across that'd lend themselves well to a hypothetical definition?

                          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                          wizardzz
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                          Revamp: to turn one's amplifier to 10 (or 11) and back down again.

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                            Some words, if you ignore their actual definitions, are prime candidates to be given a new definition. One that comes to mind is "revamp", which I'd define as...

                            Revamp:

                            To make an ex-vampire into a vampire.

                            Of course you'd need to devamp a vampire first, which is just silly. Are there any words you've come across that'd lend themselves well to a hypothetical definition?

                            Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                            Single Step Debugger
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                            Spokesman

                            There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                              Spokesman

                              There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                              AspDotNetDev
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                              Bicycle repairman?

                              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                Bicycle repairman?

                                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                Single Step Debugger
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                                Yes! Commonwealth – this girl from the high school who cured me and half of my friends from virginity.

                                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                  Some words, if you ignore their actual definitions, are prime candidates to be given a new definition. One that comes to mind is "revamp", which I'd define as...

                                  Revamp:

                                  To make an ex-vampire into a vampire.

                                  Of course you'd need to devamp a vampire first, which is just silly. Are there any words you've come across that'd lend themselves well to a hypothetical definition?

                                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                  Roger Wright
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                                  vamp (vmp) Informal n. A woman who uses her sex appeal to entrap and exploit men. v. vamped, vamp·ing, vamps v.tr. To seduce or exploit (someone) in the manner of a vamp. I'm thinking some guys can be revamped over and over again, so long as it feels good. :-D

                                  Will Rogers never met me.

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                                    Some words, if you ignore their actual definitions, are prime candidates to be given a new definition. One that comes to mind is "revamp", which I'd define as...

                                    Revamp:

                                    To make an ex-vampire into a vampire.

                                    Of course you'd need to devamp a vampire first, which is just silly. Are there any words you've come across that'd lend themselves well to a hypothetical definition?

                                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                    Pete OHanlon
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                                    Nightmare - the horse that appears at midnight.

                                    *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                    CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                      Some words, if you ignore their actual definitions, are prime candidates to be given a new definition. One that comes to mind is "revamp", which I'd define as...

                                      Revamp:

                                      To make an ex-vampire into a vampire.

                                      Of course you'd need to devamp a vampire first, which is just silly. Are there any words you've come across that'd lend themselves well to a hypothetical definition?

                                      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                      Pete OHanlon
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                                      Delaware - having knowledge of Derek.

                                      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                        Nightmare - the horse that appears at midnight.

                                        *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                        AspDotNetDev
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                                        Must have been the inspiration for Equus.

                                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                        midnight

                                        The brightest time of the day (the middle point between two nights).

                                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                          Some words, if you ignore their actual definitions, are prime candidates to be given a new definition. One that comes to mind is "revamp", which I'd define as...

                                          Revamp:

                                          To make an ex-vampire into a vampire.

                                          Of course you'd need to devamp a vampire first, which is just silly. Are there any words you've come across that'd lend themselves well to a hypothetical definition?

                                          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                          Pete OHanlon
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                                          Sicknote - the tenor's not feeling too well.

                                          *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                          "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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