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  • A AspDotNetDev

    Some words, if you ignore their actual definitions, are prime candidates to be given a new definition. One that comes to mind is "revamp", which I'd define as...

    Revamp:

    To make an ex-vampire into a vampire.

    Of course you'd need to devamp a vampire first, which is just silly. Are there any words you've come across that'd lend themselves well to a hypothetical definition?

    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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    PIEBALDconsult
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    Dolphins -- what Barbie uses to snorkel.

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    • A AspDotNetDev

      Paradox: c. Flying weiner.

      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      Not a flying badger?

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      • J jeron1

        Oxymoron: one[^] who sells OxiClean.

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        AspDotNetDev
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        Oh, he got his comeuppance (I'll leave defining that as an exercise for the reader).

        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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          Dolphins -- what Barbie uses to snorkel.

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          AspDotNetDev
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          Or an accessory for Ken's car.

          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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          • J jeron1

            Oxymoron: one[^] who sells OxiClean.

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            Colin Mullikin
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            Too soon, man... Too soon. :rose:

            The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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              Too soon, man... Too soon. :rose:

              The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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              jeron1
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              Really? 3 1/2 years not long enough? For him and his miserable commercials 3 1/2 seconds was long enough.

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              • A AspDotNetDev

                Oh, he got his comeuppance (I'll leave defining that as an exercise for the reader).

                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                jeron1
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                I don't think there was any uppance involved, he got downloaded.

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                • J jeron1

                  Really? 3 1/2 years not long enough? For him and his miserable commercials 3 1/2 seconds was long enough.

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                  Colin Mullikin
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                  jeron1 wrote:

                  3 1/2 years not long enough?

                  It will never be long enough... :laugh:

                  The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                  • A AspDotNetDev

                    Some words, if you ignore their actual definitions, are prime candidates to be given a new definition. One that comes to mind is "revamp", which I'd define as...

                    Revamp:

                    To make an ex-vampire into a vampire.

                    Of course you'd need to devamp a vampire first, which is just silly. Are there any words you've come across that'd lend themselves well to a hypothetical definition?

                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                    wizardzz
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                    Revamp: to turn one's amplifier to 10 (or 11) and back down again.

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                    • A AspDotNetDev

                      Some words, if you ignore their actual definitions, are prime candidates to be given a new definition. One that comes to mind is "revamp", which I'd define as...

                      Revamp:

                      To make an ex-vampire into a vampire.

                      Of course you'd need to devamp a vampire first, which is just silly. Are there any words you've come across that'd lend themselves well to a hypothetical definition?

                      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                      There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                        Spokesman

                        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                        AspDotNetDev
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                        Bicycle repairman?

                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                        • A AspDotNetDev

                          Bicycle repairman?

                          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                          Single Step Debugger
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                          Yes! Commonwealth – this girl from the high school who cured me and half of my friends from virginity.

                          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                          • A AspDotNetDev

                            Some words, if you ignore their actual definitions, are prime candidates to be given a new definition. One that comes to mind is "revamp", which I'd define as...

                            Revamp:

                            To make an ex-vampire into a vampire.

                            Of course you'd need to devamp a vampire first, which is just silly. Are there any words you've come across that'd lend themselves well to a hypothetical definition?

                            Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                            Roger Wright
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                            vamp (vmp) Informal n. A woman who uses her sex appeal to entrap and exploit men. v. vamped, vamp·ing, vamps v.tr. To seduce or exploit (someone) in the manner of a vamp. I'm thinking some guys can be revamped over and over again, so long as it feels good. :-D

                            Will Rogers never met me.

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                            • A AspDotNetDev

                              Some words, if you ignore their actual definitions, are prime candidates to be given a new definition. One that comes to mind is "revamp", which I'd define as...

                              Revamp:

                              To make an ex-vampire into a vampire.

                              Of course you'd need to devamp a vampire first, which is just silly. Are there any words you've come across that'd lend themselves well to a hypothetical definition?

                              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              Nightmare - the horse that appears at midnight.

                              *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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                                Some words, if you ignore their actual definitions, are prime candidates to be given a new definition. One that comes to mind is "revamp", which I'd define as...

                                Revamp:

                                To make an ex-vampire into a vampire.

                                Of course you'd need to devamp a vampire first, which is just silly. Are there any words you've come across that'd lend themselves well to a hypothetical definition?

                                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                Pete OHanlon
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                                Delaware - having knowledge of Derek.

                                *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                  Nightmare - the horse that appears at midnight.

                                  *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                  CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                  AspDotNetDev
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                                  Must have been the inspiration for Equus.

                                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                  midnight

                                  The brightest time of the day (the middle point between two nights).

                                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                  • A AspDotNetDev

                                    Some words, if you ignore their actual definitions, are prime candidates to be given a new definition. One that comes to mind is "revamp", which I'd define as...

                                    Revamp:

                                    To make an ex-vampire into a vampire.

                                    Of course you'd need to devamp a vampire first, which is just silly. Are there any words you've come across that'd lend themselves well to a hypothetical definition?

                                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                    Pete OHanlon
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                                    Sicknote - the tenor's not feeling too well.

                                    *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                    CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                      Sicknote - the tenor's not feeling too well.

                                      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                      AspDotNetDev
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                                      Either that, or the tender's not feeling too well.

                                      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                        Yes! Commonwealth – this girl from the high school who cured me and half of my friends from virginity.

                                        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                        PIEBALDconsult
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                                        I thought that was the town pump.

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                                        • J jeron1

                                          Semiconductor: One who conducts on a part time basis. Superconductor: One who lets people ride for free.

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                                          Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                          jeron1 wrote:

                                          Superconductor: One who lets people ride for free. Rajinikanth[^]

                                          :) [More info[^]: He's the Chuck Norris of India. Oh, wait. NO, sorry Rajinikanth. Please, I'll change that; Chuck Norris is the Rajinikanth of the US. NO, PLEASE BAM! BAM! ASDL;Kf ASasew35fva dasdg rF

                                          "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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