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  • A Andrew Rissing

    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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    Andrew Rissing
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    While everyone is trying to invent an artificially intelligent computer, Chris has already invented it - without the artificial fillers.

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    • A AspDotNetDev

      Chris was once asked what his favorite drink is. His answer? Liquid nitrogen.

      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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      Andrew Rissing
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      His favorite food? Electrons.

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      • A Andrew Rissing

        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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        Andrew Rissing
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        Chris once forgot his password to login to Youtube. Thus, he created Codeproject.tv, so that he could post a funny video.

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        • A Andrew Rissing

          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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          jeron1
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          Only Chris can update perfection.

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          • C CMullikin

            The servers weren't running fast enough, so Chris plugged the ethernet cord into his ear. Overall site speed went up 64%.

            The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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            Bert Mitton
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            ... but data corruption became an issue :)

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            • A Andrew Rissing

              Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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              Andrew Rissing
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              Chris speaks all known languages from Ada to Zway.

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              • A Andrew Rissing

                Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                Maximilien
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                Chris can use CListCtrl.

                Nihil obstat

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                • A Andrew Rissing

                  Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                  Lost User
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                  'christopher maunder '
                  anagrams to
                  'Rich, red-hot superman.'

                  Nuff said

                  MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                  • L Lost User

                    Chris deemed the site should have mobile access... So mobile access conformed to Chris' site.

                    Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                    JohnLBevan
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                    Not sure that's a compliment. . . you could say the same about IE4 and HTML. :S

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                    • A Andrew Rissing

                      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                      Tomz_KV
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                      Microsoft did not have enough tiles to remodel windows 8 because Chris used them up for CodeProject.

                      TOMZ_KV

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                      • A Andrew Rissing

                        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                        CMullikin
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                        Chris doesn't use a computer to program. He uses a really long magnetic tape and a rare earth magnet. (Similar to a Turing Machine[^])

                        The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                        • A Andrew Rissing

                          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                          Terrence Dorsey
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                          Chuck Norris doesn't always write code, but when he does, he writes it like Chris Maunder.

                          Director of Content Development, The Code Project

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                          • A Andrew Rissing

                            Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                            RedDk
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                            No matches found

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                            • A Andrew Rissing

                              Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                              PIEBALDconsult
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                              Chuck Norris and Chris Maunder can both tell you the position of Waldo, but only Chris Maunder can also tell you his velocity.

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