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    C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

    There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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    PIEBALDconsult
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    It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.

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      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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      Chuck N0rris
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      Andrew Rissing wrote:

      How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder?

      I have copied these[^] from Chris's diary. Shame on me.

      Chuck Norris

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      • A Andrew Rissing

        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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        AspDotNetDev
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        The only reason Chris isn't considered The Most Interesting Man in the World is because he already beat :bob: as The Most Interesting Alien in the Universe. Stay :java: my friends.

        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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          It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.

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          Andrew Rissing
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          :laugh:

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          • A Andrew Rissing

            Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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            AspDotNetDev
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            Chris was once asked what his favorite drink is. His answer? Liquid nitrogen.

            Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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              Chris was once asked what his favorite drink is. His answer? Liquid nitrogen.

              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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              Andrew Rissing
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              His favorite food? Electrons.

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                Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                Andrew Rissing
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                While everyone is trying to invent an artificially intelligent computer, Chris has already invented it - without the artificial fillers.

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                  Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                  Andrew Rissing
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                  Chris once forgot his password to login to Youtube. Thus, he created Codeproject.tv, so that he could post a funny video.

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                  • A Andrew Rissing

                    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                    jeron1
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                    Only Chris can update perfection.

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                      The servers weren't running fast enough, so Chris plugged the ethernet cord into his ear. Overall site speed went up 64%.

                      The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                      Bert Mitton
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                      ... but data corruption became an issue :)

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                        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                        Andrew Rissing
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                        Chris speaks all known languages from Ada to Zway.

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                          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                          Maximilien
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                          Chris can use CListCtrl.

                          Nihil obstat

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                            Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                            Lost User
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                            'christopher maunder '
                            anagrams to
                            'Rich, red-hot superman.'

                            Nuff said

                            MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                              Chris deemed the site should have mobile access... So mobile access conformed to Chris' site.

                              Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                              JohnLBevan
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                              Not sure that's a compliment. . . you could say the same about IE4 and HTML. :S

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                                Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                Tomz_KV
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                                Microsoft did not have enough tiles to remodel windows 8 because Chris used them up for CodeProject.

                                TOMZ_KV

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                                  Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                  CMullikin
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                                  Chris doesn't use a computer to program. He uses a really long magnetic tape and a rare earth magnet. (Similar to a Turing Machine[^])

                                  The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                                    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                    Terrence Dorsey
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                                    Chuck Norris doesn't always write code, but when he does, he writes it like Chris Maunder.

                                    Director of Content Development, The Code Project

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                                      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                      RedDk
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                                      No matches found

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                                      • A Andrew Rissing

                                        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                        PIEBALDconsult
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                                        Chuck Norris and Chris Maunder can both tell you the position of Waldo, but only Chris Maunder can also tell you his velocity.

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