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  • A Andrew Rissing

    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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    PIEBALDconsult
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    The current Chris is really the second coming of Chris.

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    • A Andrew Rissing

      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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      AspDotNetDev
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      Chris doesn't make typos; when he types a new word, it gets added to the dictionary.

      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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        The current Chris is really the second coming of Chris.

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        Pete OHanlon
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        Must resist the obvious jokes.

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        • A Andrew Rissing

          As a child, Chris' first words were:

          main()
          {
          printf("hello, world");
          }

          Unfortunately, his parents were unaware of how to compile the code.

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          Adam R Harris
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          HA - this is the best so far.

          Don't comment your code - it was hard to write, it should be hard to read!

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          • A Andrew Rissing

            Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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            Wendelius
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            There's no Escape on Chris' keyboard. Also delete and backspace buttons are untouched.

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            • A Andrew Rissing

              Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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              Single Step Debugger
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              SQL Server is more than ten times faster than Oracle, if DBA is Chris Maunder.

              There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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              • A Andrew Rissing

                Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                Single Step Debugger
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                C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                • C CMullikin

                  I almost started this exact thread because of our previous exchange[^]. :laugh: -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.

                  The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                  thatraja
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                  Colin Mullikin wrote:

                  -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.

                  One more possible hidden secret identity - Chris Maunder - Troll Hunter[^]

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                    C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

                    There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                    AspDotNetDev
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                    Being impossible, it just overflows and ends up as something significantly short of the Chris standard.

                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                      C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

                      There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                      PIEBALDconsult
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                      It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.

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                      • A Andrew Rissing

                        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                        Chuck N0rris
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                        Andrew Rissing wrote:

                        How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder?

                        I have copied these[^] from Chris's diary. Shame on me.

                        Chuck Norris

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                        • A Andrew Rissing

                          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                          AspDotNetDev
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                          The only reason Chris isn't considered The Most Interesting Man in the World is because he already beat :bob: as The Most Interesting Alien in the Universe. Stay :java: my friends.

                          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                          • P PIEBALDconsult

                            It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.

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                            Andrew Rissing
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                            :laugh:

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                            • A Andrew Rissing

                              Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                              AspDotNetDev
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                              Chris was once asked what his favorite drink is. His answer? Liquid nitrogen.

                              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                Chris was once asked what his favorite drink is. His answer? Liquid nitrogen.

                                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                Andrew Rissing
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                                His favorite food? Electrons.

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                                • A Andrew Rissing

                                  Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                  Andrew Rissing
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                                  While everyone is trying to invent an artificially intelligent computer, Chris has already invented it - without the artificial fillers.

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                                  • A Andrew Rissing

                                    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                    Andrew Rissing
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                                    Chris once forgot his password to login to Youtube. Thus, he created Codeproject.tv, so that he could post a funny video.

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                                    • A Andrew Rissing

                                      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                      jeron1
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                                      Only Chris can update perfection.

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                                      • C CMullikin

                                        The servers weren't running fast enough, so Chris plugged the ethernet cord into his ear. Overall site speed went up 64%.

                                        The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                                        Bert Mitton
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                                        ... but data corruption became an issue :)

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                                        • A Andrew Rissing

                                          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                          Andrew Rissing
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                                          Chris speaks all known languages from Ada to Zway.

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