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  • A Andrew Rissing

    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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    Lost User
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    Chris deemed the site should have mobile access... So mobile access conformed to Chris' site.

    Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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    • A Andrew Rissing

      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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      S Houghtelin
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      Chris says he is from Australia to cover the fact he’s really from another planet. CP Bob is Chris and what he really looks like. :Bob:

      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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      • A Andrew Rissing

        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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        Andrew Rissing
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        As a child, Chris' first words were:

        main()
        {
        printf("hello, world");
        }

        Unfortunately, his parents were unaware of how to compile the code.

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        • A Andrew Rissing

          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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          Lost User
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          Chris' keyboard[^]

          Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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            Chris' keyboard[^]

            Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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            Corporal Agarn
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            I did not know bob had another site. (technabob)

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            • A Andrew Rissing

              Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              The current Chris is really the second coming of Chris.

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              • A Andrew Rissing

                Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                AspDotNetDev
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                Chris doesn't make typos; when he types a new word, it gets added to the dictionary.

                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                • P PIEBALDconsult

                  The current Chris is really the second coming of Chris.

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  Must resist the obvious jokes.

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                  • A Andrew Rissing

                    As a child, Chris' first words were:

                    main()
                    {
                    printf("hello, world");
                    }

                    Unfortunately, his parents were unaware of how to compile the code.

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                    Adam R Harris
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                    HA - this is the best so far.

                    Don't comment your code - it was hard to write, it should be hard to read!

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                    • A Andrew Rissing

                      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                      Wendelius
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                      There's no Escape on Chris' keyboard. Also delete and backspace buttons are untouched.

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                      • A Andrew Rissing

                        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                        Single Step Debugger
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                        SQL Server is more than ten times faster than Oracle, if DBA is Chris Maunder.

                        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                        • A Andrew Rissing

                          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                          Single Step Debugger
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                          C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

                          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                          • C CMullikin

                            I almost started this exact thread because of our previous exchange[^]. :laugh: -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.

                            The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                            thatraja
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                            Colin Mullikin wrote:

                            -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.

                            One more possible hidden secret identity - Chris Maunder - Troll Hunter[^]

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                              C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

                              There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                              AspDotNetDev
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                              Being impossible, it just overflows and ends up as something significantly short of the Chris standard.

                              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

                                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.

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                                • A Andrew Rissing

                                  Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                  Chuck N0rris
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                                  Andrew Rissing wrote:

                                  How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder?

                                  I have copied these[^] from Chris's diary. Shame on me.

                                  Chuck Norris

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                                  • A Andrew Rissing

                                    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                    AspDotNetDev
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                                    The only reason Chris isn't considered The Most Interesting Man in the World is because he already beat :bob: as The Most Interesting Alien in the Universe. Stay :java: my friends.

                                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                    • P PIEBALDconsult

                                      It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.

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                                      Andrew Rissing
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                                      :laugh:

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                                      • A Andrew Rissing

                                        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                        AspDotNetDev
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                                        Chris was once asked what his favorite drink is. His answer? Liquid nitrogen.

                                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                        • A Andrew Rissing

                                          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                          Andrew Rissing
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                                          While everyone is trying to invent an artificially intelligent computer, Chris has already invented it - without the artificial fillers.

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