Chris'isms
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Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.
The servers weren't running fast enough, so Chris plugged the ethernet cord into his ear. Overall site speed went up 64%.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.
Chris lives in Canada because he prefers cooler environments. It allows him to overclock his internal CPUs.
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Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.
Chris deemed the site should have mobile access... So mobile access conformed to Chris' site.
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.
Chris says he is from Australia to cover the fact he’s really from another planet. CP Bob is Chris and what he really looks like. :Bob:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.
As a child, Chris' first words were:
main()
{
printf("hello, world");
}Unfortunately, his parents were unaware of how to compile the code.
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Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.
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Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
I did not know bob had another site. (technabob)
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Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.
The current Chris is really the second coming of Chris.
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Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.
Chris doesn't make typos; when he types a new word, it gets added to the dictionary.
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The current Chris is really the second coming of Chris.
Must resist the obvious jokes.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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As a child, Chris' first words were:
main()
{
printf("hello, world");
}Unfortunately, his parents were unaware of how to compile the code.
HA - this is the best so far.
Don't comment your code - it was hard to write, it should be hard to read!
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Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.
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Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.
SQL Server is more than ten times faster than Oracle, if DBA is Chris Maunder.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.
C++ stands for Chris plus plus.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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I almost started this exact thread because of our previous exchange[^]. :laugh: -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
Colin Mullikin wrote:
-All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.
One more possible hidden secret identity - Chris Maunder - Troll Hunter[^]
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C++ stands for Chris plus plus.
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Being impossible, it just overflows and ends up as something significantly short of the Chris standard.
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C++ stands for Chris plus plus.
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It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.
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Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.
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Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.
The only reason Chris isn't considered The Most Interesting Man in the World is because he already beat :bob: as The Most Interesting Alien in the Universe. Stay :java: my friends.
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It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.
:laugh: