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  • A Andrew Rissing

    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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    Jimmy Savile
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    Chris compiles and runs his code before submitting, but only to check for compiler and CPU bugs.

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      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Chris doesn't believe in God. God believes in Chris.

      I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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      • A Andrew Rissing

        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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        CMullikin
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        I almost started this exact thread because of our previous exchange[^]. :laugh: -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.

        The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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        • A Andrew Rissing

          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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          Jimmy Savile
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          Compilers don't warn Chris. Chris warns compilers

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          • A Andrew Rissing

            Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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            Andrew Rissing
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            Known only to a few, the true meaning of the acronym CLR is - Chris' Language Runtime.

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            • A Andrew Rissing

              Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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              Andrew Rissing
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              Chris once fell asleep with his head on the keyboard. Through a process of diffusion, this site was created by the time he woke up.

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              • A Andrew Rissing

                Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                CMullikin
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                The servers weren't running fast enough, so Chris plugged the ethernet cord into his ear. Overall site speed went up 64%.

                The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                • A Andrew Rissing

                  Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                  Andrew Rissing
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                  Chris lives in Canada because he prefers cooler environments. It allows him to overclock his internal CPUs.

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                  • A Andrew Rissing

                    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                    Lost User
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                    Chris deemed the site should have mobile access... So mobile access conformed to Chris' site.

                    Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                    • A Andrew Rissing

                      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                      S Houghtelin
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                      Chris says he is from Australia to cover the fact he’s really from another planet. CP Bob is Chris and what he really looks like. :Bob:

                      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                      • A Andrew Rissing

                        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                        Andrew Rissing
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                        As a child, Chris' first words were:

                        main()
                        {
                        printf("hello, world");
                        }

                        Unfortunately, his parents were unaware of how to compile the code.

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                        • A Andrew Rissing

                          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                          Lost User
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                          Chris' keyboard[^]

                          Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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                            Chris' keyboard[^]

                            Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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                            Corporal Agarn
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                            I did not know bob had another site. (technabob)

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                            • A Andrew Rissing

                              Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                              PIEBALDconsult
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                              The current Chris is really the second coming of Chris.

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                              • A Andrew Rissing

                                Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                AspDotNetDev
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                                Chris doesn't make typos; when he types a new word, it gets added to the dictionary.

                                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                  The current Chris is really the second coming of Chris.

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                                  Pete OHanlon
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                                  Must resist the obvious jokes.

                                  I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                                  CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                  • A Andrew Rissing

                                    As a child, Chris' first words were:

                                    main()
                                    {
                                    printf("hello, world");
                                    }

                                    Unfortunately, his parents were unaware of how to compile the code.

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                                    Adam R Harris
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                                    HA - this is the best so far.

                                    Don't comment your code - it was hard to write, it should be hard to read!

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                                    • A Andrew Rissing

                                      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                      Wendelius
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                                      There's no Escape on Chris' keyboard. Also delete and backspace buttons are untouched.

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                                      • A Andrew Rissing

                                        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                        Single Step Debugger
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                                        SQL Server is more than ten times faster than Oracle, if DBA is Chris Maunder.

                                        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                          Single Step Debugger
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                                          C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

                                          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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