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  • A Andrew Rissing

    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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    Andrew Rissing
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    Chris lives in Canada because he prefers cooler environments. It allows him to overclock his internal CPUs.

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    • A Andrew Rissing

      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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      Lost User
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      Chris deemed the site should have mobile access... So mobile access conformed to Chris' site.

      Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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      • A Andrew Rissing

        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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        S Houghtelin
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        Chris says he is from Australia to cover the fact he’s really from another planet. CP Bob is Chris and what he really looks like. :Bob:

        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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        • A Andrew Rissing

          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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          Andrew Rissing
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          As a child, Chris' first words were:

          main()
          {
          printf("hello, world");
          }

          Unfortunately, his parents were unaware of how to compile the code.

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          • A Andrew Rissing

            Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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            Lost User
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            Chris' keyboard[^]

            Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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              Chris' keyboard[^]

              Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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              Corporal Agarn
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              I did not know bob had another site. (technabob)

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              • A Andrew Rissing

                Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                PIEBALDconsult
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                The current Chris is really the second coming of Chris.

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                • A Andrew Rissing

                  Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                  AspDotNetDev
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                  Chris doesn't make typos; when he types a new word, it gets added to the dictionary.

                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                  • P PIEBALDconsult

                    The current Chris is really the second coming of Chris.

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    Must resist the obvious jokes.

                    I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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                    • A Andrew Rissing

                      As a child, Chris' first words were:

                      main()
                      {
                      printf("hello, world");
                      }

                      Unfortunately, his parents were unaware of how to compile the code.

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                      Adam R Harris
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                      HA - this is the best so far.

                      Don't comment your code - it was hard to write, it should be hard to read!

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                      • A Andrew Rissing

                        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                        Wendelius
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                        There's no Escape on Chris' keyboard. Also delete and backspace buttons are untouched.

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                        • A Andrew Rissing

                          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                          Single Step Debugger
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                          SQL Server is more than ten times faster than Oracle, if DBA is Chris Maunder.

                          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                          • A Andrew Rissing

                            Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                            Single Step Debugger
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                            C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

                            There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                              I almost started this exact thread because of our previous exchange[^]. :laugh: -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.

                              The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                              thatraja
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                              Colin Mullikin wrote:

                              -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.

                              One more possible hidden secret identity - Chris Maunder - Troll Hunter[^]

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                                C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

                                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                AspDotNetDev
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                                Being impossible, it just overflows and ends up as something significantly short of the Chris standard.

                                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                  C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

                                  There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                  PIEBALDconsult
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                                  It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.

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                                  • A Andrew Rissing

                                    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                    Chuck N0rris
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                                    Andrew Rissing wrote:

                                    How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder?

                                    I have copied these[^] from Chris's diary. Shame on me.

                                    Chuck Norris

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                                    • A Andrew Rissing

                                      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                      AspDotNetDev
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                                      The only reason Chris isn't considered The Most Interesting Man in the World is because he already beat :bob: as The Most Interesting Alien in the Universe. Stay :java: my friends.

                                      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                        It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.

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                                        Andrew Rissing
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                                        :laugh:

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                                        • A Andrew Rissing

                                          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                          AspDotNetDev
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                                          Chris was once asked what his favorite drink is. His answer? Liquid nitrogen.

                                          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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