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  • A Andrew Rissing

    As a child, Chris' first words were:

    main()
    {
    printf("hello, world");
    }

    Unfortunately, his parents were unaware of how to compile the code.

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    Adam R Harris
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    HA - this is the best so far.

    Don't comment your code - it was hard to write, it should be hard to read!

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    • A Andrew Rissing

      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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      Wendelius
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      There's no Escape on Chris' keyboard. Also delete and backspace buttons are untouched.

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      • A Andrew Rissing

        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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        Single Step Debugger
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        SQL Server is more than ten times faster than Oracle, if DBA is Chris Maunder.

        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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        • A Andrew Rissing

          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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          Single Step Debugger
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          C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          • C CMullikin

            I almost started this exact thread because of our previous exchange[^]. :laugh: -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.

            The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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            thatraja
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            Colin Mullikin wrote:

            -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.

            One more possible hidden secret identity - Chris Maunder - Troll Hunter[^]

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              C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

              There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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              AspDotNetDev
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              Being impossible, it just overflows and ends up as something significantly short of the Chris standard.

              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                PIEBALDconsult
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                It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.

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                • A Andrew Rissing

                  Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                  Chuck N0rris
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                  Andrew Rissing wrote:

                  How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder?

                  I have copied these[^] from Chris's diary. Shame on me.

                  Chuck Norris

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                  • A Andrew Rissing

                    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                    AspDotNetDev
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                    The only reason Chris isn't considered The Most Interesting Man in the World is because he already beat :bob: as The Most Interesting Alien in the Universe. Stay :java: my friends.

                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                    • P PIEBALDconsult

                      It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.

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                      Andrew Rissing
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                      :laugh:

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                      • A Andrew Rissing

                        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                        AspDotNetDev
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                        Chris was once asked what his favorite drink is. His answer? Liquid nitrogen.

                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                        • A AspDotNetDev

                          Chris was once asked what his favorite drink is. His answer? Liquid nitrogen.

                          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                          Andrew Rissing
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                          His favorite food? Electrons.

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                          • A Andrew Rissing

                            Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                            Andrew Rissing
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                            While everyone is trying to invent an artificially intelligent computer, Chris has already invented it - without the artificial fillers.

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                            • A Andrew Rissing

                              Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                              Andrew Rissing
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                              Chris once forgot his password to login to Youtube. Thus, he created Codeproject.tv, so that he could post a funny video.

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                              • A Andrew Rissing

                                Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                jeron1
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                                Only Chris can update perfection.

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                                • C CMullikin

                                  The servers weren't running fast enough, so Chris plugged the ethernet cord into his ear. Overall site speed went up 64%.

                                  The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                                  Bert Mitton
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                                  ... but data corruption became an issue :)

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                                  • A Andrew Rissing

                                    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                    Andrew Rissing
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                                    Chris speaks all known languages from Ada to Zway.

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                                    • A Andrew Rissing

                                      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                      Maximilien
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                                      Chris can use CListCtrl.

                                      Nihil obstat

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                                      • A Andrew Rissing

                                        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                        Lost User
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                                        'christopher maunder '
                                        anagrams to
                                        'Rich, red-hot superman.'

                                        Nuff said

                                        MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                          Chris deemed the site should have mobile access... So mobile access conformed to Chris' site.

                                          Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                                          JohnLBevan
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                                          Not sure that's a compliment. . . you could say the same about IE4 and HTML. :S

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