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  • A Andrew Rissing

    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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    AspDotNetDev
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    Chris doesn't make typos; when he types a new word, it gets added to the dictionary.

    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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      The current Chris is really the second coming of Chris.

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Must resist the obvious jokes.

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      • A Andrew Rissing

        As a child, Chris' first words were:

        main()
        {
        printf("hello, world");
        }

        Unfortunately, his parents were unaware of how to compile the code.

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        Adam R Harris
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        HA - this is the best so far.

        Don't comment your code - it was hard to write, it should be hard to read!

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        • A Andrew Rissing

          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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          Wendelius
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          There's no Escape on Chris' keyboard. Also delete and backspace buttons are untouched.

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          • A Andrew Rissing

            Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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            Single Step Debugger
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            SQL Server is more than ten times faster than Oracle, if DBA is Chris Maunder.

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            • A Andrew Rissing

              Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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              Single Step Debugger
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              C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

              There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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              • C CMullikin

                I almost started this exact thread because of our previous exchange[^]. :laugh: -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.

                The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                thatraja
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                Colin Mullikin wrote:

                -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.

                One more possible hidden secret identity - Chris Maunder - Troll Hunter[^]

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                  C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

                  There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                  AspDotNetDev
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                  Being impossible, it just overflows and ends up as something significantly short of the Chris standard.

                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                    C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

                    There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                    PIEBALDconsult
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                    It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.

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                    • A Andrew Rissing

                      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                      Chuck N0rris
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                      Andrew Rissing wrote:

                      How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder?

                      I have copied these[^] from Chris's diary. Shame on me.

                      Chuck Norris

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                      • A Andrew Rissing

                        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                        AspDotNetDev
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                        The only reason Chris isn't considered The Most Interesting Man in the World is because he already beat :bob: as The Most Interesting Alien in the Universe. Stay :java: my friends.

                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                        • P PIEBALDconsult

                          It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.

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                          Andrew Rissing
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                          :laugh:

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                          • A Andrew Rissing

                            Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                            AspDotNetDev
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                            Chris was once asked what his favorite drink is. His answer? Liquid nitrogen.

                            Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                            • A Andrew Rissing

                              Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                              Andrew Rissing
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                              While everyone is trying to invent an artificially intelligent computer, Chris has already invented it - without the artificial fillers.

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                              • A AspDotNetDev

                                Chris was once asked what his favorite drink is. His answer? Liquid nitrogen.

                                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                Andrew Rissing
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                                His favorite food? Electrons.

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                                • A Andrew Rissing

                                  Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                  Andrew Rissing
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                                  Chris once forgot his password to login to Youtube. Thus, he created Codeproject.tv, so that he could post a funny video.

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                                  • A Andrew Rissing

                                    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                    jeron1
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                                    Only Chris can update perfection.

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                                    • C CMullikin

                                      The servers weren't running fast enough, so Chris plugged the ethernet cord into his ear. Overall site speed went up 64%.

                                      The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                                      Bert Mitton
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                                      ... but data corruption became an issue :)

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                                      • A Andrew Rissing

                                        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                        Andrew Rissing
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                                        Chris speaks all known languages from Ada to Zway.

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                                        • A Andrew Rissing

                                          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                          Maximilien
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                                          Chris can use CListCtrl.

                                          Nihil obstat

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