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  • A Andrew Rissing

    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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    Lost User
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    Chris' keyboard[^]

    Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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      Chris' keyboard[^]

      Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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      Corporal Agarn
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      I did not know bob had another site. (technabob)

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      • A Andrew Rissing

        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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        PIEBALDconsult
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        The current Chris is really the second coming of Chris.

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        • A Andrew Rissing

          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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          AspDotNetDev
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          Chris doesn't make typos; when he types a new word, it gets added to the dictionary.

          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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            The current Chris is really the second coming of Chris.

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            Pete OHanlon
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            Must resist the obvious jokes.

            I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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            • A Andrew Rissing

              As a child, Chris' first words were:

              main()
              {
              printf("hello, world");
              }

              Unfortunately, his parents were unaware of how to compile the code.

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              Adam R Harris
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              HA - this is the best so far.

              Don't comment your code - it was hard to write, it should be hard to read!

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              • A Andrew Rissing

                Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                Wendelius
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                There's no Escape on Chris' keyboard. Also delete and backspace buttons are untouched.

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                • A Andrew Rissing

                  Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                  Single Step Debugger
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                  SQL Server is more than ten times faster than Oracle, if DBA is Chris Maunder.

                  There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                  • A Andrew Rissing

                    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                    Single Step Debugger
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                    C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

                    There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                      I almost started this exact thread because of our previous exchange[^]. :laugh: -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.

                      The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                      thatraja
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                      Colin Mullikin wrote:

                      -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.

                      One more possible hidden secret identity - Chris Maunder - Troll Hunter[^]

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                        C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

                        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                        AspDotNetDev
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                        Being impossible, it just overflows and ends up as something significantly short of the Chris standard.

                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                          C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

                          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.

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                          • A Andrew Rissing

                            Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                            Chuck N0rris
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                            Andrew Rissing wrote:

                            How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder?

                            I have copied these[^] from Chris's diary. Shame on me.

                            Chuck Norris

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                            • A Andrew Rissing

                              Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                              AspDotNetDev
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                              The only reason Chris isn't considered The Most Interesting Man in the World is because he already beat :bob: as The Most Interesting Alien in the Universe. Stay :java: my friends.

                              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.

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                                Andrew Rissing
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                                :laugh:

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                                • A Andrew Rissing

                                  Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                  AspDotNetDev
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                                  Chris was once asked what his favorite drink is. His answer? Liquid nitrogen.

                                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                  • A Andrew Rissing

                                    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                    Andrew Rissing
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                                    While everyone is trying to invent an artificially intelligent computer, Chris has already invented it - without the artificial fillers.

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                                    • A AspDotNetDev

                                      Chris was once asked what his favorite drink is. His answer? Liquid nitrogen.

                                      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                      Andrew Rissing
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                                      His favorite food? Electrons.

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                                      • A Andrew Rissing

                                        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                        Andrew Rissing
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                                        Chris once forgot his password to login to Youtube. Thus, he created Codeproject.tv, so that he could post a funny video.

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                                        • A Andrew Rissing

                                          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                          jeron1
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                                          Only Chris can update perfection.

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