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  • A Andrew Rissing

    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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    Wendelius
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    There's no Escape on Chris' keyboard. Also delete and backspace buttons are untouched.

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    • A Andrew Rissing

      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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      Single Step Debugger
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      SQL Server is more than ten times faster than Oracle, if DBA is Chris Maunder.

      There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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      • A Andrew Rissing

        Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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        Single Step Debugger
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        C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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        • C CMullikin

          I almost started this exact thread because of our previous exchange[^]. :laugh: -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.

          The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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          thatraja
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          Colin Mullikin wrote:

          -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.

          One more possible hidden secret identity - Chris Maunder - Troll Hunter[^]

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            C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

            There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            AspDotNetDev
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            Being impossible, it just overflows and ends up as something significantly short of the Chris standard.

            Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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              C++ stands for Chris plus plus.

              There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.

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              • A Andrew Rissing

                Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                Chuck N0rris
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                Andrew Rissing wrote:

                How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder?

                I have copied these[^] from Chris's diary. Shame on me.

                Chuck Norris

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                • A Andrew Rissing

                  Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                  AspDotNetDev
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                  The only reason Chris isn't considered The Most Interesting Man in the World is because he already beat :bob: as The Most Interesting Alien in the Universe. Stay :java: my friends.

                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                  • P PIEBALDconsult

                    It's called C++ because Chris gave it two upvotes.

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                    Andrew Rissing
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                    :laugh:

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                    • A Andrew Rissing

                      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                      AspDotNetDev
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                      Chris was once asked what his favorite drink is. His answer? Liquid nitrogen.

                      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                      • A AspDotNetDev

                        Chris was once asked what his favorite drink is. His answer? Liquid nitrogen.

                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                        Andrew Rissing
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                        His favorite food? Electrons.

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                        • A Andrew Rissing

                          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                          Andrew Rissing
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                          While everyone is trying to invent an artificially intelligent computer, Chris has already invented it - without the artificial fillers.

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                          • A Andrew Rissing

                            Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                            Andrew Rissing
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                            Chris once forgot his password to login to Youtube. Thus, he created Codeproject.tv, so that he could post a funny video.

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                            • A Andrew Rissing

                              Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                              jeron1
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                              Only Chris can update perfection.

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                              • C CMullikin

                                The servers weren't running fast enough, so Chris plugged the ethernet cord into his ear. Overall site speed went up 64%.

                                The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                                Bert Mitton
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                                ... but data corruption became an issue :)

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                                • A Andrew Rissing

                                  Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                  Andrew Rissing
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                                  Chris speaks all known languages from Ada to Zway.

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                                  • A Andrew Rissing

                                    Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                    Maximilien
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                                    Chris can use CListCtrl.

                                    Nihil obstat

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                                    • A Andrew Rissing

                                      Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                      Lost User
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                                      'christopher maunder '
                                      anagrams to
                                      'Rich, red-hot superman.'

                                      Nuff said

                                      MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        Chris deemed the site should have mobile access... So mobile access conformed to Chris' site.

                                        Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                                        JohnLBevan
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                                        Not sure that's a compliment. . . you could say the same about IE4 and HTML. :S

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                                        • A Andrew Rissing

                                          Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder? I'll start us off: -The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.

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                                          Tomz_KV
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                                          Microsoft did not have enough tiles to remodel windows 8 because Chris used them up for CodeProject.

                                          TOMZ_KV

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