I am bored

[V 0]

two tomatoes walk down the street, but one lags behind and is overrun by a car. The other one turns around and says: "Come on" , "Catch up". :-O

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[Guirec]

There are zillions of jokes in the soapbox. Read it all: for sure you have forgotten some....

Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^]

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

An aubergine heard that, and exclaimed "Oh my God! That's a walking, and talking tomato!", and it ran away in panic. :-O

"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

[V 0]

Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

aubergine

I think in English this is called eggplant, but what eggs have to do with that is beyond me :-D .

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[Lost User]

Yes you people are doing good. More jokes!!! :laugh:

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[Abhinav S]

So one day a kid was bored while being at the local Zoo and kept pestering his Dad to go and play. Eventually his dad agreed, took him over to the lion enclosure, threw him in and said: There ya go, play dead... Bottom line, don't be bored!

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[Pete OHanlon]

Err no. You seem to be under the misapprehension that we are your servants. Only my wife and kids get to treat me like I'm a slave.

I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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[GuyThiebaut]

What do you call a small prisoner climbing down a wall: A little condescending...

“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

― Christopher Hitchens

[Lost User]

Now I am scared.

[Jorgen Andersson]

Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

Only my wife and kids get to treat me like I'm a slave

One of the pros with running your own company.

"The ones who care enough to do it right care too much to compromise." Matthew Faithfull

[Abhinav S]

Jörgen Andersson wrote:

One of the pros with running your own company.

No his wife does!

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[Lost User]

And how others are treating you? :confused:

[Lost User]

And kids are Board of Directors. :wtf:

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[Pete OHanlon]

I expect others to treat me like a vengeful God.

I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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[Pete OHanlon]

If you are bored, find something to do.

I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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[Lost User]

Or vengeful devil. :^)

[Lost User]

I found posting useless message on forum interesting. :-\

[Pete OHanlon]

There's a word for that: Trolling. It tends to get people banned here.

I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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[OriginalGriff]

V. wrote:

I think in English American this is called eggplant

If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

[Lost User]

Seems you started taking it seriously.

Happy Programming