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    two tomatoes walk down the street, but one lags behind and is overrun by a car. The other one turns around and says: "Come on" , "Catch up". :-O

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    Rajesh R Subramanian
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    An aubergine heard that, and exclaimed "Oh my God! That's a walking, and talking tomato!", and it ran away in panic. :-O

    "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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      An aubergine heard that, and exclaimed "Oh my God! That's a walking, and talking tomato!", and it ran away in panic. :-O

      "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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      Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

      aubergine

      I think in English this is called eggplant, but what eggs have to do with that is beyond me :-D .

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        Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

        aubergine

        I think in English this is called eggplant, but what eggs have to do with that is beyond me :-D .

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        Lost User
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        Yes you people are doing good. More jokes!!! :laugh:

        Happy Programming

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          I am bored tell me some jokes. :-\

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          So one day a kid was bored while being at the local Zoo and kept pestering his Dad to go and play. Eventually his dad agreed, took him over to the lion enclosure, threw him in and said: There ya go, play dead... Bottom line, don't be bored!

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            I am bored tell me some jokes. :-\

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            Pete OHanlon
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            Err no. You seem to be under the misapprehension that we are your servants. Only my wife and kids get to treat me like I'm a slave.

            I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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              I am bored tell me some jokes. :-\

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              GuyThiebaut
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              What do you call a small prisoner climbing down a wall: A little condescending...

              “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

              ― Christopher Hitchens

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                So one day a kid was bored while being at the local Zoo and kept pestering his Dad to go and play. Eventually his dad agreed, took him over to the lion enclosure, threw him in and said: There ya go, play dead... Bottom line, don't be bored!

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                Now I am scared.

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                  Err no. You seem to be under the misapprehension that we are your servants. Only my wife and kids get to treat me like I'm a slave.

                  I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                  CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                  Only my wife and kids get to treat me like I'm a slave

                  One of the pros with running your own company.

                  "The ones who care enough to do it right care too much to compromise." Matthew Faithfull

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                    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                    Only my wife and kids get to treat me like I'm a slave

                    One of the pros with running your own company.

                    "The ones who care enough to do it right care too much to compromise." Matthew Faithfull

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                    Jörgen Andersson wrote:

                    One of the pros with running your own company.

                    No his wife does!

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                      Err no. You seem to be under the misapprehension that we are your servants. Only my wife and kids get to treat me like I'm a slave.

                      I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                      And how others are treating you? :confused:

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                        Jörgen Andersson wrote:

                        One of the pros with running your own company.

                        No his wife does!

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                        Lost User
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                        And kids are Board of Directors. :wtf:

                        Happy Programming

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                          And how others are treating you? :confused:

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                          Pete OHanlon
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                          I expect others to treat me like a vengeful God.

                          I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                            I am bored tell me some jokes. :-\

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                            Pete OHanlon
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                            If you are bored, find something to do.

                            I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                              I expect others to treat me like a vengeful God.

                              I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                              CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                              Or vengeful devil. :^)

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                                If you are bored, find something to do.

                                I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                                CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                I found posting useless message on forum interesting. :-\

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                                  I found posting useless message on forum interesting. :-\

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                                  Pete OHanlon
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                                  There's a word for that: Trolling. It tends to get people banned here.

                                  I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                                  CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                    Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                                    aubergine

                                    I think in English this is called eggplant, but what eggs have to do with that is beyond me :-D .

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                                    V. wrote:

                                    I think in English American this is called eggplant

                                    If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                      V. wrote:

                                      I think in English American this is called eggplant

                                      If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                                      True, you English types got influenced by the French :laugh:

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                                        There's a word for that: Trolling. It tends to get people banned here.

                                        I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                                        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                        Seems you started taking it seriously.

                                        Happy Programming

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                                          True, you English types got influenced by the French :laugh:

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                                          Well to be fair, we owned them for long enough.

                                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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