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  • L Lost User

    I am bored tell me some jokes. :-\

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    GuyThiebaut
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    What do you call a small prisoner climbing down a wall: A little condescending...

    “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

    ― Christopher Hitchens

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    • A Abhinav S

      So one day a kid was bored while being at the local Zoo and kept pestering his Dad to go and play. Eventually his dad agreed, took him over to the lion enclosure, threw him in and said: There ya go, play dead... Bottom line, don't be bored!

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      Lost User
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      Now I am scared.

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        Err no. You seem to be under the misapprehension that we are your servants. Only my wife and kids get to treat me like I'm a slave.

        I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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        Jorgen Andersson
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        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

        Only my wife and kids get to treat me like I'm a slave

        One of the pros with running your own company.

        "The ones who care enough to do it right care too much to compromise." Matthew Faithfull

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        • J Jorgen Andersson

          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

          Only my wife and kids get to treat me like I'm a slave

          One of the pros with running your own company.

          "The ones who care enough to do it right care too much to compromise." Matthew Faithfull

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          Abhinav S
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          Jörgen Andersson wrote:

          One of the pros with running your own company.

          No his wife does!

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            Err no. You seem to be under the misapprehension that we are your servants. Only my wife and kids get to treat me like I'm a slave.

            I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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            Lost User
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            And how others are treating you? :confused:

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            • A Abhinav S

              Jörgen Andersson wrote:

              One of the pros with running your own company.

              No his wife does!

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              Lost User
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              And kids are Board of Directors. :wtf:

              Happy Programming

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              • L Lost User

                And how others are treating you? :confused:

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                Pete OHanlon
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                I expect others to treat me like a vengeful God.

                I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                • L Lost User

                  I am bored tell me some jokes. :-\

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  If you are bored, find something to do.

                  I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                  CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    I expect others to treat me like a vengeful God.

                    I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                    CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                    Lost User
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                    Or vengeful devil. :^)

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      If you are bored, find something to do.

                      I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                      Lost User
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                      I found posting useless message on forum interesting. :-\

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                      • L Lost User

                        I found posting useless message on forum interesting. :-\

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                        Pete OHanlon
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                        There's a word for that: Trolling. It tends to get people banned here.

                        I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                          Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                          aubergine

                          I think in English this is called eggplant, but what eggs have to do with that is beyond me :-D .

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                          V. wrote:

                          I think in English American this is called eggplant

                          If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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                          • P Pete OHanlon

                            There's a word for that: Trolling. It tends to get people banned here.

                            I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                            Lost User
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                            Seems you started taking it seriously.

                            Happy Programming

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                              V. wrote:

                              I think in English American this is called eggplant

                              If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                              True, you English types got influenced by the French :laugh:

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                                True, you English types got influenced by the French :laugh:

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                Well to be fair, we owned them for long enough.

                                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                  Well to be fair, we owned them for long enough.

                                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                  Yes[^]

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                                  • A Abhinav S

                                    So one day a kid was bored while being at the local Zoo and kept pestering his Dad to go and play. Eventually his dad agreed, took him over to the lion enclosure, threw him in and said: There ya go, play dead... Bottom line, don't be bored!

                                    WP Apps - Color Search | Arctic | XKCD | Sound Meter | Speed Dial

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                                    Jibesh
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                                    :laugh:

                                    Guidelines for posting questions in the forum Jibesh V P

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                                      True, you English types got influenced by the French :laugh:

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                                      OriginalGriff
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                                      And the Romans, Greeks, Indians, Germans, Vikings, Celts, Saxons, Picts, even the Australain Inflection has crept into the usage... just about every country has exported people here, and elements of their language have been absorbed.

                                      If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                      • P Pete OHanlon

                                        There's a word for that: Trolling. It tends to get people banned here.

                                        I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                                        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                        Marco Bertschi
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                                        Nah. I don't think he is trolling. He even told us that he is bored. Okay it is not really polite (yeah the soapbox is overfilled with bad jokes and I won't believe that he already read them all - and so he should've read them first). Everyone can feel free to report his post (if anyone has a certain amount of rep points allowing him to vote) - but they did not. They started telling him jokes. So he is no troll (Or just a bad one).

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                                        • P Pete OHanlon

                                          Err no. You seem to be under the misapprehension that we are your servants. Only my wife and kids get to treat me like I'm a slave.

                                          I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                                          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                          Nagy Vilmos
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                                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                          Only my wife and kids get to treat me like I'm a slave.

                                          So true, I believe it is the lot of the loving father to be treated like a slave and yet love their family none the less.


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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