The intelligent fellow...!
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752 people were standing at a railway station. Next day it came out in the newspaper that 751 people died there at the station. So the reporters gathered to question this man alive.
Reporters: "Can you tell us exactly what had happened?"
The man: "Oh yes! It was announced that - A through train will be passing from platform no. 3. So, all the people got down on the railway tracks sparing the platform and so, the train ran over them."
Reporters: "Then, how could you escape the accident??"
The man: "I was a bit intelligent. I tried to commit suicide and lay on the platform..!"
If I tell this “joke” to my friends they probably are going to beat the shit out of me.
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Why would he lie down on the platform to commit suicide? Surely he would have jumped onto the track as well? I understand it is quite impossible for a train to run on to the platform unless some catastrophe has happened elsewhere? You will be pardoning me sir, if I say I do not quite fully understand what is going on. Besides, it would not, could not, happen in Englanding because trains are not too punctual.
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PHS241 wrote:
You will be pardoning me sir
Firstly, please don't refer to me as sir because I am quite junior to you(I am only 16).
PHS241 wrote:
it would not, could not, happen in Englanding because trains are not too punctual
In India the anouncement for a train's arrival is made only 2 min before the incoming train. Further, I really do expect people to treat this as a joke. So, let it not be scientifically reasoned. :)
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If I tell this “joke” to my friends they probably are going to beat the shit out of me.
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First funny thing you've written all day! :laugh:
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752 people were standing at a railway station. Next day it came out in the newspaper that 751 people died there at the station. So the reporters gathered to question this man alive.
Reporters: "Can you tell us exactly what had happened?"
The man: "Oh yes! It was announced that - A through train will be passing from platform no. 3. So, all the people got down on the railway tracks sparing the platform and so, the train ran over them."
Reporters: "Then, how could you escape the accident??"
The man: "I was a bit intelligent. I tried to commit suicide and lay on the platform..!"
I'd post this in the GIT forum where it is more likely to raise a titter than in here.
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752 people were standing at a railway station. Next day it came out in the newspaper that 751 people died there at the station. So the reporters gathered to question this man alive.
Reporters: "Can you tell us exactly what had happened?"
The man: "Oh yes! It was announced that - A through train will be passing from platform no. 3. So, all the people got down on the railway tracks sparing the platform and so, the train ran over them."
Reporters: "Then, how could you escape the accident??"
The man: "I was a bit intelligent. I tried to commit suicide and lay on the platform..!"
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Sorry, what? So the people who wanted to live died, and the poor person who wanted to die survived. What is funny about that? The survivor must feel very guilty. I hope he didn't get depressed and try and do something stupid.
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Sorry, what? So the people who wanted to live died, and the poor person who wanted to die survived. What is funny about that? The survivor must feel very guilty. I hope he didn't get depressed and try and do something stupid.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]:laugh: It would appear we still need a :sarcicon:
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Okay! May be it is getting to difficult for you to relate this with your surrounding environment. So, you don't quite get it.
You are quite right, I am the one not getting this. I bid you good day.
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Actually it is a joke. So I selected Joke from Message Type while posting it. The people on the platform were stupid enough to think that the train was actually going run up on the platform. So, they got down on the rails. The man alive was trying to commit suicide. So, hopped on to the platform from the rails. :-D
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You are quite right, I am the one not getting this. I bid you good day.
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PHS241 wrote:
You will be pardoning me sir
Firstly, please don't refer to me as sir because I am quite junior to you(I am only 16).
PHS241 wrote:
it would not, could not, happen in Englanding because trains are not too punctual
In India the anouncement for a train's arrival is made only 2 min before the incoming train. Further, I really do expect people to treat this as a joke. So, let it not be scientifically reasoned. :)
Ritwesh wrote:
So, let it not be scientifically reasoned.
You don't know the Lounge very well, do you...? :laugh:
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752 people were standing at a railway station. Next day it came out in the newspaper that 751 people died there at the station. So the reporters gathered to question this man alive.
Reporters: "Can you tell us exactly what had happened?"
The man: "Oh yes! It was announced that - A through train will be passing from platform no. 3. So, all the people got down on the railway tracks sparing the platform and so, the train ran over them."
Reporters: "Then, how could you escape the accident??"
The man: "I was a bit intelligent. I tried to commit suicide and lay on the platform..!"
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That's more like it.:thumbsup:
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752 people were standing at a railway station. Next day it came out in the newspaper that 751 people died there at the station. So the reporters gathered to question this man alive.
Reporters: "Can you tell us exactly what had happened?"
The man: "Oh yes! It was announced that - A through train will be passing from platform no. 3. So, all the people got down on the railway tracks sparing the platform and so, the train ran over them."
Reporters: "Then, how could you escape the accident??"
The man: "I was a bit intelligent. I tried to commit suicide and lay on the platform..!"
Did the train driver have poor eyesight? Did he not see all those people in front of him? Surely some of them would have survived even only because the accumulated bone matter of a couple of hundred people would have slowed the train or possibly derailed it - perhaps even causing it to fall over to the platform area killing the potential suicide?
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752 people were standing at a railway station. Next day it came out in the newspaper that 751 people died there at the station. So the reporters gathered to question this man alive.
Reporters: "Can you tell us exactly what had happened?"
The man: "Oh yes! It was announced that - A through train will be passing from platform no. 3. So, all the people got down on the railway tracks sparing the platform and so, the train ran over them."
Reporters: "Then, how could you escape the accident??"
The man: "I was a bit intelligent. I tried to commit suicide and lay on the platform..!"
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752 people were standing at a railway station. Next day it came out in the newspaper that 751 people died there at the station. So the reporters gathered to question this man alive.
Reporters: "Can you tell us exactly what had happened?"
The man: "Oh yes! It was announced that - A through train will be passing from platform no. 3. So, all the people got down on the railway tracks sparing the platform and so, the train ran over them."
Reporters: "Then, how could you escape the accident??"
The man: "I was a bit intelligent. I tried to commit suicide and lay on the platform..!"
They way everyone has responded to a new joke is the reason all you normally get is reposted jokes from your own forums (and the occasional kid who thinks that female body parts are punchlines.)
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That's more like it.:thumbsup:
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They way everyone has responded to a new joke is the reason all you normally get is reposted jokes from your own forums (and the occasional kid who thinks that female body parts are punchlines.)
To be fair,it's most likely that A) It was not very well translated or b) The joke was a bit lost in the translation also, you mean b00bs is not a punchline? I've been living a lie!
