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Islamic city council bans loud farts by women in Indonesia.

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    Sahir Shah
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    Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

    Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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      Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

      Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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      Keith Barrow
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      Ladies don't fart, they whisper.

      “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
      “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

      Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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      • S Sahir Shah

        Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

        Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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        S Houghtelin
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        I don't know about that, the sound gives warning to those around to move away a safe distance. I recall the term "Silent but deadly" X|

        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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        • S Sahir Shah

          Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

          Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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          R Giskard Reventlov
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          Breathtakingly ignorant.

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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          • S Sahir Shah

            Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

            Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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            Lost User
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            "Muslim women are not allowed to fart with sound," So you're a woman and need to pass some gas? Convert to atheism for a minute, pass gas, feel free to convert back (but I wouldn't really recommend that, converting every time is a waste of mental effort)

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            • S Sahir Shah

              Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

              Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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              enhzflep
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              Ah hah hah hah! Looks like they gotcha. :chuckles: It's a spoof website.. A few other highlights from their headlines page: "YouTube to offer free breast augmentation therapy for its Reply Girls" "India to make anti-rape device mandatory for women" "Apple ready to launch a new tablet-o-pod in April" and perhaps my favourite so far: "New scientific study suggests homosexuality as the cause for dinosaur extinction" :laugh: :laugh:

              Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut

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              • S Sahir Shah

                Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

                Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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                jeron1
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                Kudos to the person who can accurately predict the dB level of impending flatulence, lord knows I can't!

                from the article:

                the offender could receive 20 lashes for small farts and up to 3 months prison time for larger ones.

                I can't imagine the debate that's going to determine what constitutes larger and smaller farts, I wonder if the Comedy Channel could get the rights to broadcast it.

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                • S Sahir Shah

                  Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

                  Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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                  Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                  That is legislation I could get behind.

                  Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch

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                  • S Sahir Shah

                    Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

                    Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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                    Richard Andrew x64
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                    This too shall pass.

                    The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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                    • L Lost User

                      "Muslim women are not allowed to fart with sound," So you're a woman and need to pass some gas? Convert to atheism for a minute, pass gas, feel free to convert back (but I wouldn't really recommend that, converting every time is a waste of mental effort)

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                      LloydA111
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                      harold aptroot wrote:

                      Convert to atheism for a minute,

                      And probably get murdered in the process

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                        Kudos to the person who can accurately predict the dB level of impending flatulence, lord knows I can't!

                        from the article:

                        the offender could receive 20 lashes for small farts and up to 3 months prison time for larger ones.

                        I can't imagine the debate that's going to determine what constitutes larger and smaller farts, I wonder if the Comedy Channel could get the rights to broadcast it.

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                        enhzflep
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                        It was a different company, but essentially a Comedy Channel-like organization wrote (made-up) the article in the first place. Think of Onion News. So, if you can imagine a thousand forum threads smouldering like this one, you've already imagined said debate.

                        Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut

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                        • L Lost User

                          "Muslim women are not allowed to fart with sound," So you're a woman and need to pass some gas? Convert to atheism for a minute, pass gas, feel free to convert back (but I wouldn't really recommend that, converting every time is a waste of mental effort)

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                          Lost User
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                          I like that. They can say: "Jesus Christ", let rip, and be done with it. SOunds like a good plan! :)

                          ============================== Nothing to say.

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                          • S Sahir Shah

                            Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

                            Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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                            Lost User
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                            Okay, I get that it's a joke site. But the question we need to ask ourselves is why do so many people find it believable? Is it because they are suckers or because this sort of law is what we've come to expect from an extremely ridiculous part of the world?

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                              Breathtakingly ignorant.

                              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                              Welcome to the twelfth century....

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                                harold aptroot wrote:

                                Convert to atheism for a minute,

                                And probably get murdered in the process

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                                Lost User
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                                I don't want to live in a world where you cannot murder atheists. They kinda have it coming, IMHO.

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                                  That is legislation I could get behind.

                                  Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch

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                                  Colin Mullikin
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                                  I'd rather be in front of it...

                                  The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                                    I don't want to live in a world where you cannot murder atheists. They kinda have it coming, IMHO.

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    I am an atheist. I choose not to believe in sky pixies, and do not require the scribblings of bronze age peasants to explain the workings of the world. Also, people who are so mentally retarded that they need to talk to imaginary friends are the kind that going around killing people.

                                    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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                                      Okay, I get that it's a joke site. But the question we need to ask ourselves is why do so many people find it believable? Is it because they are suckers or because this sort of law is what we've come to expect from an extremely ridiculous part of the world?

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                                      Lost User
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                                      Why not both? That way we get to lose faith in ALL of humanity.

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                                      • S Sahir Shah

                                        Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

                                        Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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                                        OriginalGriff
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                                        It's well known that women do not fart: they just expel the ghosts of past meals.

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                                        • S Sahir Shah

                                          Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

                                          Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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                                          RugbyLeague
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                                          It's a parody but given that some Islamic hell holes call for people to be murdered who have been raped or changed their mind about sky pixies it is hardly surprising.

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