Islamic city council bans loud farts by women in Indonesia.
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Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Muslim women are not allowed to fart with sound," So you're a woman and need to pass some gas? Convert to atheism for a minute, pass gas, feel free to convert back (but I wouldn't really recommend that, converting every time is a waste of mental effort)
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Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
I don't know about that, the sound gives warning to those around to move away a safe distance. I recall the term "Silent but deadly" X|
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ah hah hah hah! Looks like they gotcha. :chuckles: It's a spoof website.. A few other highlights from their headlines page: "YouTube to offer free breast augmentation therapy for its Reply Girls" "India to make anti-rape device mandatory for women" "Apple ready to launch a new tablet-o-pod in April" and perhaps my favourite so far: "New scientific study suggests homosexuality as the cause for dinosaur extinction" :laugh: :laugh:
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Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
Kudos to the person who can accurately predict the dB level of impending flatulence, lord knows I can't!
from the article:
the offender could receive 20 lashes for small farts and up to 3 months prison time for larger ones.
I can't imagine the debate that's going to determine what constitutes larger and smaller farts, I wonder if the Comedy Channel could get the rights to broadcast it.
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Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
That is legislation I could get behind.
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Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
This too shall pass.
The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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"Muslim women are not allowed to fart with sound," So you're a woman and need to pass some gas? Convert to atheism for a minute, pass gas, feel free to convert back (but I wouldn't really recommend that, converting every time is a waste of mental effort)
harold aptroot wrote:
Convert to atheism for a minute,
And probably get murdered in the process
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Kudos to the person who can accurately predict the dB level of impending flatulence, lord knows I can't!
from the article:
the offender could receive 20 lashes for small farts and up to 3 months prison time for larger ones.
I can't imagine the debate that's going to determine what constitutes larger and smaller farts, I wonder if the Comedy Channel could get the rights to broadcast it.
It was a different company, but essentially a Comedy Channel-like organization wrote (made-up) the article in the first place. Think of Onion News. So, if you can imagine a thousand forum threads smouldering like this one, you've already imagined said debate.
Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut
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"Muslim women are not allowed to fart with sound," So you're a woman and need to pass some gas? Convert to atheism for a minute, pass gas, feel free to convert back (but I wouldn't really recommend that, converting every time is a waste of mental effort)
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Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
Okay, I get that it's a joke site. But the question we need to ask ourselves is why do so many people find it believable? Is it because they are suckers or because this sort of law is what we've come to expect from an extremely ridiculous part of the world?
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harold aptroot wrote:
Convert to atheism for a minute,
And probably get murdered in the process
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Breathtakingly ignorant.
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That is legislation I could get behind.
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I'd rather be in front of it...
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I don't want to live in a world where you cannot murder atheists. They kinda have it coming, IMHO.
I am an atheist. I choose not to believe in sky pixies, and do not require the scribblings of bronze age peasants to explain the workings of the world. Also, people who are so mentally retarded that they need to talk to imaginary friends are the kind that going around killing people.
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Okay, I get that it's a joke site. But the question we need to ask ourselves is why do so many people find it believable? Is it because they are suckers or because this sort of law is what we've come to expect from an extremely ridiculous part of the world?
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Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
It's well known that women do not fart: they just expel the ghosts of past meals.
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
It's a parody but given that some Islamic hell holes call for people to be murdered who have been raped or changed their mind about sky pixies it is hardly surprising.
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I am an atheist. I choose not to believe in sky pixies, and do not require the scribblings of bronze age peasants to explain the workings of the world. Also, people who are so mentally retarded that they need to talk to imaginary friends are the kind that going around killing people.
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It might be rants like this that make some people think atheists have it coming. There's no need to bully the people who believe in bronze age sky pixies, Dionysus the god of wine, or Xenu. Also, there are lots of children with imaginary friends and/or intellectual disabilities who never go around killing people. Though you might not know that from drinking Mountain Dew in your parents' basement.
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I am an atheist. I choose not to believe in sky pixies, and do not require the scribblings of bronze age peasants to explain the workings of the world. Also, people who are so mentally retarded that they need to talk to imaginary friends are the kind that going around killing people.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?
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I don't want to live in a world where you cannot murder atheists. They kinda have it coming, IMHO.
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I don't want to live in a world where you cannot murder atheists.
You didn't use the joke icon but for some strange reason this made me laugh anyway.
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