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Islamic city council bans loud farts by women in Indonesia.

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  • L Lost User

    "Muslim women are not allowed to fart with sound," So you're a woman and need to pass some gas? Convert to atheism for a minute, pass gas, feel free to convert back (but I wouldn't really recommend that, converting every time is a waste of mental effort)

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    Lost User
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    I like that. They can say: "Jesus Christ", let rip, and be done with it. SOunds like a good plan! :)

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    • S Sahir Shah

      Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

      Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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      Lost User
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      Okay, I get that it's a joke site. But the question we need to ask ourselves is why do so many people find it believable? Is it because they are suckers or because this sort of law is what we've come to expect from an extremely ridiculous part of the world?

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      • R R Giskard Reventlov

        Breathtakingly ignorant.

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        Lost User
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        Welcome to the twelfth century....

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        • L LloydA111

          harold aptroot wrote:

          Convert to atheism for a minute,

          And probably get murdered in the process

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          I don't want to live in a world where you cannot murder atheists. They kinda have it coming, IMHO.

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          • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

            That is legislation I could get behind.

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            Colin Mullikin
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            I'd rather be in front of it...

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            • L Lost User

              I don't want to live in a world where you cannot murder atheists. They kinda have it coming, IMHO.

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              Dalek Dave
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              I am an atheist. I choose not to believe in sky pixies, and do not require the scribblings of bronze age peasants to explain the workings of the world. Also, people who are so mentally retarded that they need to talk to imaginary friends are the kind that going around killing people.

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              • L Lost User

                Okay, I get that it's a joke site. But the question we need to ask ourselves is why do so many people find it believable? Is it because they are suckers or because this sort of law is what we've come to expect from an extremely ridiculous part of the world?

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                Lost User
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                Why not both? That way we get to lose faith in ALL of humanity.

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                • S Sahir Shah

                  Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

                  Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  It's well known that women do not fart: they just expel the ghosts of past meals.

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                  • S Sahir Shah

                    Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

                    Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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                    RugbyLeague
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                    It's a parody but given that some Islamic hell holes call for people to be murdered who have been raped or changed their mind about sky pixies it is hardly surprising.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      I am an atheist. I choose not to believe in sky pixies, and do not require the scribblings of bronze age peasants to explain the workings of the world. Also, people who are so mentally retarded that they need to talk to imaginary friends are the kind that going around killing people.

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                      Testing 1 2 uh 7
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                      It might be rants like this that make some people think atheists have it coming. There's no need to bully the people who believe in bronze age sky pixies, Dionysus the god of wine, or Xenu. Also, there are lots of children with imaginary friends and/or intellectual disabilities who never go around killing people. Though you might not know that from drinking Mountain Dew in your parents' basement.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        I am an atheist. I choose not to believe in sky pixies, and do not require the scribblings of bronze age peasants to explain the workings of the world. Also, people who are so mentally retarded that they need to talk to imaginary friends are the kind that going around killing people.

                        --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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                        ZurdoDev
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                        Quote:

                        I am an atheist. I choose not to believe in sky pixies,

                        I am not an atheist and yet I don't believe in sky pixies either.

                        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                        • L Lost User

                          I don't want to live in a world where you cannot murder atheists. They kinda have it coming, IMHO.

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                          ZurdoDev
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                          Quote:

                          I don't want to live in a world where you cannot murder atheists.

                          You didn't use the joke icon but for some strange reason this made me laugh anyway.

                          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            I am an atheist. I choose not to believe in sky pixies, and do not require the scribblings of bronze age peasants to explain the workings of the world. Also, people who are so mentally retarded that they need to talk to imaginary friends are the kind that going around killing people.

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                            Pete OHanlon
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                            Dave mate, people don't want to do you in because of your belief system. ;P

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                            • L Lost User

                              I don't want to live in a world where you cannot murder atheists. They kinda have it coming, IMHO.

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                              R Giskard Reventlov
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                              Well that's very Christian of you.

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                              • R R Giskard Reventlov

                                Breathtakingly ignorant.

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                                *cough cough[^]*

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                                “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

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                                  *cough cough[^]*

                                  “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                                  “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                                  Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                                  I got that but I thought my response was pretty amusing. A really smelly fart can take your breath away and it would be an incredibly ignorant thing to try to legislate. I guess if it went over your head... :-)

                                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                                  • S Sahir Shah

                                    Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

                                    Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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                                    reilly96
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                                    Women don't fart; they poot". "'scuse me, I made a smelly." "Uh uh b*tch, I think you sh*t." --Richard Pryor

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                                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                                      I got that but I thought my response was pretty amusing. A really smelly fart can take your breath away and it would be an incredibly ignorant thing to try to legislate. I guess if it went over your head... :-)

                                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                                      Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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                                      mark merrens wrote:

                                      A really smelly fart can take your breath away

                                      :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: My vote of 5!

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                                      • S Sahir Shah

                                        Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

                                        Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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                                        mphill4744
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                                        Results from a multi-million dollar research grant on flatulence. Farts smell so deaf people can enjoy them, too. And, 87% of the people who smelt it, dealt it.

                                        I'll tell you what, then. Why don't you call me some time when you have no class? - Thornton Melon

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