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Islamic city council bans loud farts by women in Indonesia.

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  • R R Giskard Reventlov

    Breathtakingly ignorant.

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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    Lost User
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    Welcome to the twelfth century....

    ============================== Nothing to say.

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    • L LloydA111

      harold aptroot wrote:

      Convert to atheism for a minute,

      And probably get murdered in the process

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      I don't want to live in a world where you cannot murder atheists. They kinda have it coming, IMHO.

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      • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

        That is legislation I could get behind.

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        Colin Mullikin
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        I'd rather be in front of it...

        The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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        • L Lost User

          I don't want to live in a world where you cannot murder atheists. They kinda have it coming, IMHO.

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          Dalek Dave
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          I am an atheist. I choose not to believe in sky pixies, and do not require the scribblings of bronze age peasants to explain the workings of the world. Also, people who are so mentally retarded that they need to talk to imaginary friends are the kind that going around killing people.

          --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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          • L Lost User

            Okay, I get that it's a joke site. But the question we need to ask ourselves is why do so many people find it believable? Is it because they are suckers or because this sort of law is what we've come to expect from an extremely ridiculous part of the world?

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            Lost User
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            Why not both? That way we get to lose faith in ALL of humanity.

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            • S Sahir Shah

              Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

              Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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              OriginalGriff
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              It's well known that women do not fart: they just expel the ghosts of past meals.

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              • S Sahir Shah

                Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

                Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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                RugbyLeague
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                It's a parody but given that some Islamic hell holes call for people to be murdered who have been raped or changed their mind about sky pixies it is hardly surprising.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  I am an atheist. I choose not to believe in sky pixies, and do not require the scribblings of bronze age peasants to explain the workings of the world. Also, people who are so mentally retarded that they need to talk to imaginary friends are the kind that going around killing people.

                  --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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                  Testing 1 2 uh 7
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                  It might be rants like this that make some people think atheists have it coming. There's no need to bully the people who believe in bronze age sky pixies, Dionysus the god of wine, or Xenu. Also, there are lots of children with imaginary friends and/or intellectual disabilities who never go around killing people. Though you might not know that from drinking Mountain Dew in your parents' basement.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    I am an atheist. I choose not to believe in sky pixies, and do not require the scribblings of bronze age peasants to explain the workings of the world. Also, people who are so mentally retarded that they need to talk to imaginary friends are the kind that going around killing people.

                    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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                    ZurdoDev
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                    Quote:

                    I am an atheist. I choose not to believe in sky pixies,

                    I am not an atheist and yet I don't believe in sky pixies either.

                    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                    • L Lost User

                      I don't want to live in a world where you cannot murder atheists. They kinda have it coming, IMHO.

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                      ZurdoDev
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                      Quote:

                      I don't want to live in a world where you cannot murder atheists.

                      You didn't use the joke icon but for some strange reason this made me laugh anyway.

                      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        I am an atheist. I choose not to believe in sky pixies, and do not require the scribblings of bronze age peasants to explain the workings of the world. Also, people who are so mentally retarded that they need to talk to imaginary friends are the kind that going around killing people.

                        --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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                        Pete OHanlon
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                        Dave mate, people don't want to do you in because of your belief system. ;P

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                        • L Lost User

                          I don't want to live in a world where you cannot murder atheists. They kinda have it coming, IMHO.

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                          R Giskard Reventlov
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                          Well that's very Christian of you.

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                          • R R Giskard Reventlov

                            Breathtakingly ignorant.

                            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                            *cough cough[^]*

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                            “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                            Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                              *cough cough[^]*

                              “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                              “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                              Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                              R Giskard Reventlov
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                              I got that but I thought my response was pretty amusing. A really smelly fart can take your breath away and it would be an incredibly ignorant thing to try to legislate. I guess if it went over your head... :-)

                              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                              • S Sahir Shah

                                Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

                                Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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                                reilly96
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                                Women don't fart; they poot". "'scuse me, I made a smelly." "Uh uh b*tch, I think you sh*t." --Richard Pryor

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                                • R R Giskard Reventlov

                                  I got that but I thought my response was pretty amusing. A really smelly fart can take your breath away and it would be an incredibly ignorant thing to try to legislate. I guess if it went over your head... :-)

                                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                                  Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
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                                  mark merrens wrote:

                                  A really smelly fart can take your breath away

                                  :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: My vote of 5!

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                                  • S Sahir Shah

                                    Female farts should be smelled and not heard[^] says Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city.

                                    Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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                                    mphill4744
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                                    Results from a multi-million dollar research grant on flatulence. Farts smell so deaf people can enjoy them, too. And, 87% of the people who smelt it, dealt it.

                                    I'll tell you what, then. Why don't you call me some time when you have no class? - Thornton Melon

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